Polished Shit

A term used to describe something (usually an object) in good condition, but overall being a piece of shit.

Hey, theres a free TV over on the sidewalk!

No thanks.

It looks functional and relatively new!

That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Cock

Its a rooster you pervert.

Look at the size of that cock!

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 24, 2016

Booty Boy

The guy who gets all the booty on demand.

Usually a beast at a strip club. So beast the strippers pay him.

Dude look at Jared, all the strippers are on him.
I know. Hes a booty boy.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 03, 2016

Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 09, 2016

Emoji Whore

A person, usually female, who is obsessed with emojis. They have emoji plushies, emoji wallpaper, emoji stickers, etc. Emoji Whores also have iphones cluttered with emoji keyboards and use around 10 emojis in 1 paragraph.

Hey, did Sarah text you?

Yeah, theres about 50 emojis on here.

I know, shes an emoji whore.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Dab

To apply lightly and briefly.

The table was dirty, so grandma dabbed on the table.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 23, 2016