Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'s definitions

Powerwheels

A shitty plastic vehicle that almost every house in the ghetto that is usually cracked, stuffed with leaves, and has its battery stolen by gangstas.

I saw one of those shitty powerwheels again, too bad its been stolen.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 7, 2016

Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016

Cock

Its a rooster you pervert.

Look at the size of that cock!

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 24, 2016

Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Emoji Whore

A person, usually female, who is obsessed with emojis. They have emoji plushies, emoji wallpaper, emoji stickers, etc. Emoji Whores also have iphones cluttered with emoji keyboards and use around 10 emojis in 1 paragraph.

Hey, did Sarah text you?

Yeah, theres about 50 emojis on here.

I know, shes an emoji whore.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Kyle

A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.

Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 13, 2019

Minecraft

-A game that has been mostly taken over by 12 year olds that haven't hit puberty yet.

-An excuse that you use when your friends or parents ask what games you play.

Troll:"GET GRIEFED NOOB"
Kid:"OMFG U FAG THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD"

Parent: Watcha playin'?
Billy: "Minecraft, now stfu and leave me alone"
Parent: "You're adopted"

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 16, 2016