Booblover's definitions
When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
by booblover December 14, 2009
Get the Whore phailmug. adj. When a girl is so good that she gives up her poonani to desperate guys. The nicer, more PC version of the slut.
by booblover November 29, 2009
Get the vagina friendlymug. Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.
by booblover December 14, 2009
Get the ultimate flavormug. A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.
I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.
by Booblover October 26, 2003
Get the Higher Education Actmug. A government organization that has started an ongoing war with the American people. Arrests people mostly for non-violent responsible drug use like Bob who smokes weed in his living room and supports the snack food industry. "If you do drugs, you support terrorism"... but alcohol, nicotine, oxycotin, caffine... is perfectly fine!
1. Holy shit! Another "crazy" pot smoker has got the munchies and is at the 7-11, better call the DEA and throw him in prison!
2. Another drug bust (complete with machine guns and helicopters) has seized a forest of pot plants in Humboldt County. They were probably for medicinal purposes, so the DEA burned all the plants! Thank Jesus for the DEA.
3. Remember kids... Pot leads to heroin! -D.A.R.E philosophy
Truth is good...
2. Another drug bust (complete with machine guns and helicopters) has seized a forest of pot plants in Humboldt County. They were probably for medicinal purposes, so the DEA burned all the plants! Thank Jesus for the DEA.
3. Remember kids... Pot leads to heroin! -D.A.R.E philosophy
Truth is good...
by Booblover November 27, 2003
Get the DEAmug. 1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.
2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.
2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:
"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:
"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
by booblover July 23, 2010
Get the Gross profitmug. 1) Stevie Ray Vaughn's band. Rest in Peace SRV
2) To entice a couple exotic dancers into teaming up on you in the VIP room.
2) To entice a couple exotic dancers into teaming up on you in the VIP room.
1) Blues music will never be quite the same without Double Trouble.
2) Oh wow, I have been having wet dreams for 3 weeks thanks to that Double Trouble I paid $25 for at Centerfolds.
2) Oh wow, I have been having wet dreams for 3 weeks thanks to that Double Trouble I paid $25 for at Centerfolds.
by booblover November 29, 2009
Get the Double Troublemug.