Bonzai's definitions

lumen

1 : the cavity of a tubular organ or part the lumen of a blood vessel
2 : the bore of a tube (as of a hollow needle or catheter)
3 : a unit of luminous flux equal to the light emitted in a unit solid angle by a uniform point source of one candle intensity

The ReVolt is waterproof and rechargeable with a whopping 300 lumens at full power.

by Bonzai May 31, 2018

primed

enthusiastically ready for something, stoked

dude I am so primed for that babefest at Kristy's tonight!

by bonzai February 23, 2005

gutterbrain

simply someone whose mind is in the gutter at a particular moment; someone who is preoccupied with sexually explicit thoughts.

- also, the condition of having your mind in the gutter; an instance where sexually graphic thoughts prevails in someone's mind.

"don't be a gutterbrain!"

"my friend, it seems you have a severe case of gutterbrain!"

by bonzai January 15, 2005

Roofitation

The phenomenon of having something stuck to the upper part of the mouth, usually while eating peanut butter.

The peanut butter caused roofitation in my mouth and it was extremely annoying

by Bonzai December 8, 2003

coat rack

another term for a mullet

virgil still kept his coat rack even years after he left tennessee.

by bonzai April 27, 2004

nebular

describing something very cool or awesome

dude your new set of wheels is like totally awesome!

very neb-yoo-larr indeed!

by bonzai January 12, 2004

vortex

any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous.

"you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you don't wanna get caught up in that vortex."

by bonzai March 3, 2005