Bonk Monkey's definitions

G. Gordon

Watergate era (and beyond) intellectual expression to describe getting beyond lit.

This work thing sucks bro…. let’s roll some swishers, head to the club and go full G. Gordon until Monday

by Bonk Monkey December 27, 2019

Wolked

When you are the perfect combination of Yolked and Woke

As Jim continuously ranted about the need for more emotional support dogs, Pam couldn't help but notice his bulging biceps and how overall wolked he was

by Bonk Monkey October 1, 2019

MitchofBellevue

used to describe total rookie, amateur, beginner, flunky, greenhorn, neophyte mistakes at work, like booking a hotel in the wrong city for business travel (ie, Bellevue instead of Seattle)

Did you hear the new kid was 40 minutes late from lunch again.??.. so MitchofBellevue

by Bonk Monkey October 9, 2019

IntAUXicated

When the music takes over and all your anxiety, cares melt away

Shay was immediately intAUXicated when her favorite song came on after a terrible day

by Bonk Monkey September 5, 2020

HAwk

Northern California text abbreviation for Hella Awkward.

“Then I accidently called her by my ex’s name…. The rest of the date was HAwk!”

by Bonk Monkey February 22, 2019