Bonch Nifkin's definitions

Pinnonion

Looks like a pinneapple, smells like an onion. Or vice versa.
May also be used in reference to a mother's vagina.

Me: What is that smell..?
Mother: What smell, sweetie?
Me: Oh gawd.. did you forget to clean your pinnonion today??

by Bonch Nifkin February 13, 2013

Snicker To Self

What one really means when they type or say "LOL".
Acronym: STS.

Bob: "That was hilarious!! *Laugh out loud*"
Bill: "It was alright. *Snicker to self*"

by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

Bumper Boobs

A novelty item that is attached to a vehicle's trailer hitch.

Cindy: "I just got some Bumper Boobs, and I'm gonna put 'em on my truck hitch."
Darryl: "They're just like my Truck Nuts."

by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

Look it up

The thing you say when you know you're wrong but just wanna waste someone's time.

Me: I'm telling you, Patrick Duffy played Spiderman.
You: Umm. No. He did not.
Me: Look it up.
You: Sigh..

by Bonch Nifkin July 21, 2011

Republicrat

Person who doesn't favor any side in politics

Barbie: Who are you voting for, Ken?
Ken: Yeeeah, I don't care for any of them.
Barbie: Gawsh, you're such a Republicrat.

by Bonch Nifkin August 5, 2011

Shittucky

Derogatory slang for "Kentucky".

Oh man, does anything not suck ass in this state? No wonder they call it Shittucky.

by Bonch Nifkin June 17, 2011

Fakeup

Another word for makeup.

You should use some fakeup to hide that real face of yours.

by Bonch Nifkin September 21, 2011