Definitions by Bomni

minnesota nice 

1.Typically confused with being extremely caring, helpful and pleasant. Being from the area, I know it REALLY means that a Minnesotan won't slam you to your face - they do it behind your back so as to APPEAR nice.

2. Back stabbing

Describing your girlfriend as a slut to one of your best friends is considered Minnesota nice.

minnesota nice by Bomni February 9, 2005

rice bike 

See crotch rocket

Same difference...

I saw a group of geeks on their rice bikes today.

rice bike by Bomni February 9, 2005

asswipe 

An intended mispronunciation of the word to keep the real asswipe off guard...

Hey OZ-WEE-PAY, get a life!!!

asswipe by Bomni February 8, 2005

boot hockey

The original Minnesota "CODE" for smoking pot to keep parents and pigs in the dark...

Hey Ma, I'm gonna go play boot hockey with my friends...see ya!!!

boot hockey by Bomni February 8, 2005

Woofer 

A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.

I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!

Woofer by Bomni February 8, 2005

rillo 

Slang for cigarillo - a small narrow cigar which typically has the tobacco emptied so it can be refilled with weed to make a blunt.

Hey, sell me one of your chocolate rillos.

rillo by Bomni February 8, 2005

ripping lips 

Another Minnesota original - used by fishermen to describe the action of setting the hook too hard, resulting in literally ripping the lips off a fish.

My cousin and I were ripping lips today. We didn't catch a damn thing!

ripping lips by Bomni February 8, 2005