id10t

Slang word geeks use to describe people that don't know how to use a computer

Mr Johnson, I think your system is having an I-D-10-T conflict. I'm not sure if we can fix it...

by Bomni November 19, 2004

parking on the grass

When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.

Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!

by Bomni February 10, 2005

diet

A PERMANANT EATING LIFESTYLE. Almost ALL Americans misconstrued (misinterpret) this word as a temporary change in eating habits to loose weight - such as a "protein diet"

Many Americans have a very unhealthy diet of fast food and pizza.

by Bomni February 08, 2005

ripping lips

Another Minnesota original - used by fishermen to describe the action of setting the hook too hard, resulting in literally ripping the lips off a fish.

My cousin and I were ripping lips today. We didn't catch a damn thing!

by Bomni February 08, 2005

co-pilot

A friend who sits shotgun and helps you watch for cops, rolls joints and flags down bitches when you're out cruizin the strip.

I need a co-pilot for this trip.

by Bomni February 08, 2005

shit can

Another car term to describe hitting the gas

Shitcan it Blanche!!!

by Bomni February 07, 2005

asswipe

An intended mispronunciation of the word to keep the real asswipe off guard...

Hey OZ-WEE-PAY, get a life!!!

by Bomni February 08, 2005