Boinkysploinkey 's definitions

Green ween

When you stuff weed into your dick hole and have a girl proceed to light the top part of the weed and smoke your penis

“I gave this dude a green ween”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Creamy rimmy

When you pour whipped cream into someone’s asshole and drink it out

“Dude, she drank literal whipped cream in my ass! It was awesome!”

“Dude, she totally gave you a creamy rimmy”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Connect-a-thot

When you ring up multiple phone sex operators and make them all talk to each other

“Instead of prank calls last night, Jamie and I played Connect-A-Thot”

“Dude, that sounds so fun”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out

“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022