Definitions by Boinkysploinkey

Secret Booty juice 

The act of putting foreign liquids (usually alcohol) into someone’s ass, stirring it around and then having said individual shit it out into cups before a party and then watching as members of the party drink out of the cups unknowing of the process in which the drink was made.

“Bro I think there’s secret booty juice in this cup”

Secret Booty juice by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Hamster washing machine 

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

Hamster washing machine by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Blow Hole glory hole 

The act of shoving your dick in a marine animal e.g dolphins or whales blow hole

Shoving yo dick in a whales blow hole. The Blow Hole Glory Hole

Blow Hole glory hole by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Ass muppet 

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

Ass muppet by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Green ween 

When you stuff weed into your dick hole and have a girl proceed to light the top part of the weed and smoke your penis

“I gave this dude a green ween”

Green ween by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

The wobbly horse 

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

The wobbly horse by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Witches Broom 

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

Witches Broom by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022