Bobby De Niro's definitions

schmo

An idiot who doesn't know whats going on.

You know what, im not some schmo here.

by Bobby De Niro June 30, 2004

Defcon

Underground convention in Las Vegas where hackers and programmers go to exchange their toys.

Geek 1: Yo, I got the Back Orifice program at Defcon!
Geek 2: Sweet! lets go hack some nubs!

by Bobby De Niro April 26, 2005

turntable

Machine with a rotating center used by DJ's to play, scratch, and mix music. There are now CD turntables, so Vinyl is not the only one.

Check out the Pioneer CDJ-1000 CD turntable, it is the step to future DJing.

by Bobby De Niro November 2, 2004

ron white

Real ugly and the least funniest of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Get a haircut Ron White.

by Bobby De Niro March 17, 2005

Jerry Springer

A funny reality talk show that usually has rednecks or niggers beating the crap out of each other.

Jerry Springer kicks ass.

by Bobby De Niro August 21, 2006

circumcision

Removal of the foreskin. Rumored to enhance sexual pleasure but proven false...if anything, it decreases sexual pleasure because the penis head becomes less sensitive(of the constant rubbing of your pants).

There's no point in a circumcision. If you do it because you think it's cleaner, then your a lazy ass who can't simply pull some skin back while showering.

by Bobby De Niro December 4, 2004

Techno

The word commonly used by idiot 'gangstas' and 'teeny boppers'to describe all Electronic music.

Me: *plays Trance music*
Gangsta: Uhh...this is Techno right?
Me: No, it's Trance you dumbfuck!
Gangsta: Whateva...shit sounds all the same to me.
Me: Typical...

by Bobby De Niro May 10, 2005