Bob L's definitions

Jerry Falwell

A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.

Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

cool your jets

It means to slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

freedom fries

Actually from Belgium, they are French fries that are so greasy that they loosen your bowels and the shit flows like brown tap water (eg "freedom"). Also term for Congress that has the same effect.

Screw the high colonic, I'm getting some freedom fries!

by Bob L July 3, 2003

putz

In Jewish golf, when you get on the greens you putz! If you miss, you are putzing around.

I'll putz for an eagle, but I wouldn't walk a mile for a camel.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

hold your horses

It means to get your excitement under control../ (see cool yer jets)

Hold your horses, you'll get your turn.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

beetlejuice

A astronomy term, a collection of stars that form 'bettlejuice'

At night you can see Bettlejuice.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

sirrah

as in que sirrah, sirrah

Well wine steward, I don't care what you bring us, que sirrah, sirrah!

by Bob L July 3, 2003