Bob Johnson's definitions

Kofi Annan

The weakest coffee in the world.

If you want a weak, non-threatening coffee with no power, opt for Kofi Annan.

by Bob Johnson May 15, 2005

Deezledorf

A stupid, oafish idiot. Often used to make fun of someone playing a childish card game.

Hey dumbass, you're playing Yu-Gi-Oh? You're a queer deezledorf!

by Bob Johnson November 5, 2003

propane

clean burning, odorless, efficient fuel usually used in cooking and heating.

Hank Hill:You wanna buy some propane or propane accessories?
Customer: yea i just got a new grill.
Hank Hill:ok you can have 2-100 gallon tanks for $220.
Customer: wow thats a lot, and seems expensive.
Hank Hill:No, no! With propane, the sky's the limit!

by bob johnson December 10, 2004

skinny

slang word for niggers in "black hawk down" because they were really malnourished

Skinnies on the rooftop! Get the .50 cal!

by Bob Johnson March 18, 2005

dmyze

A term describing an individual of uncanny domination and ability in various acpects including the opposite sex, day-to-day tasks, and personal aspirations.

dMyzE is so secsy, I want to be him.

by Bob Johnson June 7, 2003

hugh grant

British actor who adds "erm" in everyone of his lines.

Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits?
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.

by bob johnson December 11, 2004

afroman

uhh i`m to high to wright one

by bob Johnson November 4, 2003