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ricer

anooying moron with loud muffler body kit or other useless aesthetic object for a car inspired by racing.Possilbly addhered by duct tape or gigantin wood screw in a fragile fiberglass "Aero" Kit.

See: Fast & Furious, 2fast 2furious APC
Go to hell you fucking RICER and take your gigantic "Spoiler" with you.
by Bob February 27, 2004
mugGet the ricermug.

AOL

AOL is probably the best Internet Service Provider (ISP) around, people who have not experienced other ISP's are ungreatful because they just don't know how easy they have it with AOL. Now that AOL has been lowering their prices, it is even better. I have been on AOL since version 2.5 and I've loved it every since...yes, I have tried other Internet Service Providers, but I kept coming back to AOL because none of them could compare. Why do you think everyone on here that complains about AOL, is infact, still using AOL? It's because they're addicted to AOL's ease of use, and it's graphically appealing GUI. Why don't they try getting on SBC or something for awhile, I mean.. after all, it is a lot cheaper. 2 weeks of experiencing SBC and they'll be back on AOL in a flash. AOL is the best Dialup ISP around, I have broadband and I'm still using AOL! Why don't guys just go get another ISP, or just stop complaining!
by Bob February 17, 2005
mugGet the AOLmug.

phunk

Laook at that gaper on the snollerblades. He is such a phunk
by bob May 13, 2005
mugGet the phunkmug.

1337-online.com

The funniest website, and 1337est website on the face of mother earth
0/\/\6 1337-online.com 15 50 1337
by Bob July 6, 2003
mugGet the 1337-online.commug.

Airborne

the owning gaming communtiy it doesn't ever lose you will never be put down!
you got owned by airborne
by bob May 6, 2005
mugGet the Airbornemug.

Rusty Hacksaw

When one has anal intercourse with a partner, then pulls his shit covered dick out; the shit coated dick is then placed across the partners mouth and moved back in fourth in a sawing motion.

Also known as the Muddy Hacksaw.
Bruce pulled out his shitty rod, placed it on Teds mouth and proceded to give him a Rusty Hacksaw.
by bob October 22, 2004
mugGet the Rusty Hacksawmug.

love lotus

The most beautiful and sacred part of the human body. Generally found on women, although many climbers from the SE USA weak sauce have them too.
Joules gently stroked herself as she thought of Tinkerbell's Love Lotus.
by bob March 29, 2005
mugGet the love lotusmug.

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