poof

one who takes pleasure in homosexuality

you are such a poof stop looking at my dick

by BOB October 30, 2003

posto

a tall colombian man who hustles bootleg Cds in qnz....i <3 him

yo posto, u got that new TI shyt?

by bob February 13, 2005

NDP

A Canadian political party far left on the political spetrum. Usually assoitated with professiors who have absolutely no idea how to run a government. Most of its supporters are welfare recipents, and are traditonally leinant with communism. Is the last party that would ever hold power in Canada.

The NDP is a party that will never win a Federal Election.

by Bob March 11, 2005

ying-yang

A ying-yang is your butthole.What you are talking about is the yin yang which also could be your butthole.

uppa yo ying-yang
*~
*Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.

by Bob December 28, 2005

craptacular

(adj.)

1.What Bart Simpson said when he saw Homer's Christams-Light decorating abilities.

2. Really crappy

3. A really bad-looking thing.

It's as craptacular as cow-pie.

by Bob April 10, 2004

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

system of a down

one of the best fucking bands in the world!!!!!!
if u dont like them, then ur just a preppy motherfucker who doesnt want to stray from the "in crowd" i mean, look at me, i used 2 be a prep and now im banging my head against the wall listening 3 SOAD, and im proud!!
System of a down isnt just some screaming band (look up the lyrics on ur comp, bitch!) that rocks about absolutely nothing, instead, theyre a very ritious band that goes on tours 4 charities and orphanages and whatnot while rocking about how bad porn, war, etc. is/amreicas mistakes.

What's so wrong about that?

Listen to:"Violent Pornography" and listen VERY care fully to the opening line of "B.Y.O.B." it says "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!?!?!?" of course, referring to war and how presidents dont fight them
To make my point clear, SOAD is a good band, and if u dont like them, then........................

FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!
or....
BURN IN HELL!!!!!
or....
GO FUCK A SHEEP!!!!!

guy standing on top of a skyscraper: SYSTEM OF A DOWN IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!!
50 Cent: BOOOOOOO, dogg, g, homie

And then 50 cent gets jumped on by little rabid squirrels and eaten alive
THE END

by bob August 30, 2008