Definitions by Bob
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dyke weasel
A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.
dyke weasel by Bob October 12, 2004
PMS strike
a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman's pre-menstrual cyle. These attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. If a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. The use of profanity and violence is common in PMS strikes everywhere.
PMS strike by Bob October 12, 2004
schindler's snow
snowing ash. this happened in southern california during the wildfires of 2003. eerily reminiscent of the snowing of ash in schindler's list.
schindler's snow by bob October 11, 2004