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Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
mugGet the Garden Gnomemug.

taco bandit

A man that is very active in voyeuristic activities. This may include upskirts. His possible hang outs include the bottom of stairwells, Taco Bell, and in the women's bathroom. He is not known to have a job. Preferably he would eat taco's. He can differentiate many different types of underwear by small glimpses.
Taco Bandit could be found by leaving his trademark hat behind.
by bob April 5, 2005
mugGet the taco banditmug.

tounger

To lick something with your tounge.
Used typically alongside the word "bunger" as in "Tounger My Bunger"
Yo Bitch, Tounger My Bunger.
by Bob February 16, 2005
mugGet the toungermug.

shut up

Expression of incredulity. Similar to "no way" or "Wow, I can't fucking belive it"
What? My lazy ex got a job? Shut up!
by bob May 20, 2003
mugGet the shut upmug.

emzgrl4life14

tha coolest person god ever created!!!!!!
emzgrl4life14 is so damn kool
by bob May 29, 2003
mugGet the emzgrl4life14mug.

metafiltering

to argue pointlessly
Bob and Joe metafiltered for hours last week over whether Saddam Hussein was "evil" or "extremely evil"
by Bob April 28, 2003
mugGet the metafilteringmug.

Adio

1. A disgruntled midget/dwarf who takes out his frustrations on homosexuals and small animals by raping them.
That fucking Adio banged my DAD!
by Bob May 18, 2003
mugGet the Adiomug.

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