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Band

A very common disease in which the individual feels the need to repeatedly play an object, usually referred to as an "instrument," on an day to day basis. Common side effects are loss of hair, virginity, social status, social life, and in some cases, mild death
Bob: Wanna go to the movies?
Bobette: I can't, I have Band
by Bob March 5, 2003
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pupice

the skin in between your eyebrows, right above the bridge of your nose (where people often have unibrows)
dude, you've got alotta hair on your pupice
by bob August 24, 2003
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Drej

Drej- a carbon copy of a retard that cant think of anything new to say
Drej:your owned
Drej:jew
Drej:your a pos N00b
by bob February 4, 2004
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winner fixes the tranny

dave attel is the man...
yeah, yeah... winner fixes the tranny!
by bob June 1, 2004
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kawphy

Coffee of extreme strength and lack of any additional condiments, such as milk, sugar or flavorings.

Often taken by people in the computing industry, as a non-prescribed concentrational supplement.

Kawphy is never drunk by those who also drink tea or tea variants, with the exception of iced tea (Source: wild assumption).

Kawphy consumption is especially commom amongst hacker (note: not to be confused with cracker / phreaker) groups, as its concentration enhancing properties are reported to allow for a bullet time like effect when the user is required to think fast and make quick decisions.
"Dude, make me another cup of kawphy while you're there eh? I got 10,000 more lines to write tonight."

"|-|o1d 0n d00d, g077a d0\/\/n 4n07h0r Ka\/\/p|-|y b3FoR3 1 j4Ck 1n."

"Subject 31c, police records show that the subject was found dead in his appartment at 21:57pm, an autopsy showed that death was caused by consumption of 36 to 39 400ml doses of kawphy. Suicide is suspected."
by Bob February 29, 2004
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cloud

1. That guy in ff7 with the sexiest hair. God I wanna glomp it. He's also a wannabe soldier in SOLDIER.
2. My friend's last name.
Cloud has the sexiest hair.
Mr. Cloud, why don't you have the sexiest hair?
by Bob October 22, 2004
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Crudmaster

He Who Likes the Fat ones thinks there is more Cushion for the pushion
God Lord look at that Crudmaster and the 500 pound bitch
by bob December 30, 2003
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