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Definitions by Bob

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking ssomeone across the face with it
"I fladonkadonked your mother and she liked it."
fladonkadonk by Bob May 13, 2005
Another word for a vagina, uncomon to use but great when you dont want other people to know what you are talking about
"Hey! Dont touch my nina!" or "Do you prefere sex in the rectom or the nina?"
Nina by bob May 13, 2005
"why do kittens make such good targets?"

"because they are free"
kitten by bob May 13, 2005

Necrophealia 

1)having sex with a dead person
2)to rape a corpse
1) bill fucked jane's corpse
2) the sick and twited old man raped the dead boys corpse
Necrophealia by Bob May 13, 2005

finkletartlemon 

Most comonly used to desribe a scented fart, but it has also been used to desribe the way you beat up an old man
Did you smell my finkletartlemon?
finkletartlemon by Bob May 13, 2005

meesie-moosies 

oooh meesie-moosies!!!!!
meesie-moosies by Bob May 13, 2005

shit picker

someone who picks shit out of their butt.
"did you see how little billy was scratching his butt crack?" "yeah, he's a little shit picker."
shit picker by Bob May 13, 2005