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duck

get it strait u ducks!!!! its not an animal
by boB August 13, 2003
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rock

the best music ever!!!!
u fuck bags r retarded. almost all rock isnt screaming and almost all rock isnt about a suckish life!ur mixing emo (softcore) with black metal/grindcore, etc with emo. that makes no sense at all. only black metal and some death metal is satanic. alomst all rock doesnt scream. rockers dont just bang instruments it takes talent; typically a shit load. its more complicated then u fuck tards think!!! rock differs ALOT. thers soft stuff and theres heavy stuff, screaming and singing. try browsing through rock on itunes, ull find a huge variety of rock. and if ur too stubborn to believe me, then go fuck a goat, and stop listening to rap/pop/hiphop/randb/techno, bitch!!
here r just a few rock bands/rockers(not all of them r good)

metallica
ramones
system of a down
venom(satanic)
cannibal corpse
the beatles
acdc
led zeppelin
elvis presley
jimi hendrix
h.i.m.
cattle decapitation
green day
fall out boy(soft yet about how shitty their lives r)
pig destroyer(a rappers ONLY idea of rock, grindcore)
red hot chili peppers
aerosmith
slayer
linkin park(shitty band, but nevertheless, its rock)
slipknot
black sabbath
the locust(grindcore)
sepultura
iron maiden
deep purple
guns 'n' roses
rammstein
cky(camp kill yourself)
motorhead
megadeth
johnny cash
less then jake
taking back sunday
def leappord
all american rejects
nickelback
sex pistols
the used
ozzy osbourne
jimi hendrix experience
carnage
korn
emperor
kiss, pink floyd and a fuck load more

if u dont like rock, then leave it alone and dont stereotype it.even the stuff that screams takes talent, all rock does. u gotta at least respect that.

p.s. rockers care about there instruments, they dont smash them. just cuz its wat u saw in a music video doesnt mean it happens in real life AND dudes with long hair arent freaks, almost no ones a freak; there just people who r different
by bob September 5, 2008
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imaginary friend

A person or whatever it may be that you become friends with but no one else can see. The most common name for an 'imaginary friend' is Bob.
Person #1- I have 4 million imaginary friends named Bob, so we have to wait for them before we can go to the mall.
Person #2- Um, okay...
by BoB April 22, 2005
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Bulgarian muscle fuck

intercourse with a woman between her brreasts. The same thing as a pearl necklace.
Charlene has big tits, and I was giving her a Bulgarian muscle fuck when her old man walked in on us.
by Bob May 6, 2005
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hilsman

an ubserdly tall dumbass with an animal that lives on his head.
Dude you got a vagina on ur head
by bob August 12, 2003
mugGet the hilsmanmug.

cocksneeze

when a guy blows his load
by bob October 22, 2003
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IMSA

no example needed
by Bob December 2, 2003
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