Bob's definitions

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

Shley

A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats.

That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy.

by Bob November 28, 2003

anti fit

this is shop translation for "specially designed so that they will never fit you"

get these antifit jeans for only $5000!

by bob March 27, 2004

assmonger

Another term describing assholes.

Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.

by Bob November 24, 2003

phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

paper bag

Cockney rhyming slang for fag

That man is a paper bag!

by bob October 17, 2004

Parking Lot

JP (AKA Hunny Gunny's crush

i parked my car in the parking lot

by BOB March 3, 2005