Boar1's definitions

Wet Personality

A personality that is highly unstable and unattractive.

My dude's got a wet personality; he said that dogs are basically cats, I disagreed, and then he ran away crying!

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Spaghettus

A singular strand of spaghetti.

Dude, the waiter literally gave me a singular spaghettus and said that it was spaghetti.

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Lemonate

To squirt someone in the face with lemonade.

Dude, why did you just lemonate me?

by Boar1 May 11, 2024

Conglomerationalbigragatoicellularigranimphibian

An inhabitant of a planet that is from an alternate universe.

I'm starting to suspect that he's a conglomerationalbigragatoicellularigranimphibian.

by Boar1 April 20, 2024

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Pestimental

An adjective used to describe the qualities of oneself, were they ones of a pug. -Pes is a prefix that means 'pug.'

"That dog, albeit it wasn't a pug, had some rather pestimental qualities.

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

humping the queen

This is what you'd use when you're making a lot of money, or robbing from a bank.

Man, you're really humping the queen, huh?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024