Wet Personality

A personality that is highly unstable and unattractive.

My dude's got a wet personality; he said that dogs are basically cats, I disagreed, and then he ran away crying!

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Spaghettus

A singular strand of spaghetti.

Dude, the waiter literally gave me a singular spaghettus and said that it was spaghetti.

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Geniuphobia

The fear of highly intelligent people.

Once I heard Einstein's theory of relativity, I knew I had geniuphobia.

by Boar1 July 15, 2023

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Tamponous

Characterized by having a wet personality.

That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Empess

To put a dog on a leash, usually being a pug. Pies is dog in polish, so that explains why the word is empess. Why usually a pug? Because that's one of my favorite dog breeds.

Shall you empess the pug or shall I?

by Boar1 September 01, 2023

Faggots on an ice-cream cone

The phrase you'd use during a frustrating situation.

Oh, faggots on an ice-cream cone! I lost my wallet!

by Boar1 December 20, 2024