Britney Spears

Pop singer. Loved by prebubescent girls (and some boys), and gay men for her music. Loved by straight men because, well, she's wank material.

Resented by 20-something women because she's hotter, thinner, richer, and more successful than they'll ever be.
So what if she's a whore? I'd be a whore too if it earned me over $100 million a year...
by bob May 13, 2005
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Park Fucker

When your home backs onto a park.

The park fucker is the cunt that jumps your fence from the Park and you beat
the living shit out of them.
I'm gonna smash your fucking head in Park Fucker!!!!!!!!!!
by Bob March 01, 2003
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swos

abr -Slut Whore Of Satan. A female who listens to heavy metal, or other extreme hybrids of the style and attends live band shows dressed in black and leather in order to find someone to have sexual intercourse with and leave the temporary partner the next morning.

short - a slut who listens to heavy metal.
"That ugly bitch over there is a SWOS"
"Man, this gig is full of SWOS"
"I could go a SWOS or two right now"
by Bob November 21, 2002
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monnchichi

a crazy hair style where the hair is so long you look like big foot. aka a piece of shit on your head
you look like a monnchichi
by Bob May 09, 2003
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chute slider

I'm a bottom, looking for a chute slider for some hot sex tonight!
by Bob August 18, 2003
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dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.
Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.
by Bob October 12, 2004
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funnery

by bob December 30, 2003
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