CoffeyBertoliCanoli

some fucked up dream from freshman year...not a wet dream...just a normal one...for more information

see babagnoush

That coffeybertolicanoli was wicked fucked up when he bombed them fuckin babagnoush.

by Bob December 03, 2004

dyslexia

A reading disorder.

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

by Bob November 29, 2003

Nirvana

On the one hand some people grossly overrate them by saying they're the best band ever.

On the other hand even more faggots tear them a new ass unfairly and whine their eyes out saying that they suck!

FACT:Nirvana is better than...

Gn'R who suck!
Pearl Jam who suck!
Radiohead who suck!
RATM who suck!
Soundgarden or Audioslave who suck!
STP!
AIC!
Queensryche!
R.E.M.!
Smashing Pumpkins!
Faith No More!
NIN!
Korn!
Nickelback!
Blink 182!
Incubus!
Counting Crowes!
Silver Chair!
Motley Poo!
White Zombie!
Limp Bizkit!
Puddle Of Mudd!
Kid Rock!

I could keep going but there are just too many shitty bands.I would be here forever!

So Nirvana,they're NOT the best band but they're definately NOT the worst band either.Now shut the fuck up all of you whining little pansies.YOU ALL HAVE SHITTY TASTE!

by bob November 28, 2004

Zord

A colossal assault vehicle used by the Power Rangers.

See also Megazord.

The Power Rangers used their Zords to defeat the giant monster.

by Bob November 29, 2003

two fingers

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hahahaha

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up yours!!!

by bob January 10, 2005

fanny mucus

mucus made by the womens vagina much like when you get a greenie in your throat.

girl, your ##### just sneezed snot all over my face!!!!

by bob March 30, 2004

Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.

BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!

by Bob December 20, 2004