vondo

A truly hairy motherfucker who enjoys spending long times in saunas or steam rooms. He enjoys the company of large penis to suck on at night. Also, one who enjoys burning things such as socks and leaves. His sister loves Kyle Bucknut.

The kid across the street that you've never actually met, but you've seen jacking off in the window.

by bob February 06, 2005

teenie

1. a girl who wears an inch of padding

2. a wannabe whore who says she'll do anything but wouls never go farther than 1st base

1."her boobs are only big because she stuffs"

2."look at that teenie over there! she's such a whore!"

by bob May 11, 2004

Paint Brush

When a man shares the juice of his love with the face of his partner then grabs his cock(The Handle) and brushes the paint(love juice) with his sack.

Man, I must be Picasso because I'm a master with the "paint brush"

by Bob February 20, 2005

tivoed

the act of recording using a tivo

I tivoed the show last night.

by bob February 07, 2005

MadPiper

God, godlike, the best, elite, better than everyone else

you are a madpiper

by bob November 11, 2003

mtv

poisoned the good music we once had

need i say more?
mtv

by bob September 11, 2006

shimer

someone being of exemplary intelligence as well as an unusual sexual power over women. Men being born unto this name are a sublime species.

That guy has everything that I wish I had, he must be a shimer.

by bob April 19, 2005