Definitions by Blump Lee

Blumpoff 

A competition held between 2 or more couples to see who gives and receives the best blumpkin. Points are won for large shits and more intense ejaculations.

Good luck at tonight's Blumpoff, I hear Jessica is a seasoned pro.

Blumpoff by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Sumo-Blump 

Receiving oral sex while performing Sumo Squats. At the bottom of the squat, the person squatting is shitting on their supine partner's chest.

On his way to the gym, Anthony drank six Monster energy drinks to hype himself up for his leg day consisting of 10 sets of sumo-blumps.

Sumo-Blump by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blump-Slump 

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

Blump-Slump by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumptruck 

A fat-bottomed girl who enjoys giving oral sex while her partner takes a huge dump.

Jessica is such a Blumptruck! She makes me wanna take a shit!

Blumptruck by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpaline 

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

Blumpaline by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpaline 

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

Blumpaline by Blump Lee February 12, 2025