Definitions by Blues and Dumbness

day cancellation 

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.

Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.

day cancellation by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019

toads eat choads 

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

toads eat choads by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day 

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

slippery slug 

The act of pouring slime (or another sticky substance) on your partner during sex.

Night Sky: Hey Sky!
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)

slippery slug by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

elephant wrestling 

The act of overturning an elephant on his back and pinning him to the ground as you take his cock up your ass.

Cobalt: Do you have any proof of your strength?
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!

elephant wrestling by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore 

A phrase for when someone is being obnoxious and/or mean.

Crystal: This site sucks, the words suck, the editors suck, and the whole Internet would be better off without this dumpster fire!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!

uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

ur mutt slut 

An insult that's worse than ur dad lesbian, but not quite as bad as ur granny tranny.

Cyan: Ur mom gay.
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?

ur mutt slut by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019