A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.
Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
by Blues and Dumbness March 04, 2022
The act of overturning an elephant on his back and pinning him to the ground as you take his cock up your ass.
Cobalt: Do you have any proof of your strength?
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.
by Blues and Dumbness May 08, 2019
On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
by Blues and Dumbness August 31, 2021
A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.
Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
by Blues and Dumbness March 09, 2020
A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019