Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 07, 2019
The stock fantasy setting used in many media that has been so thoroughly "subverted" that its tropes have the oomph of a 20th century sitcom.
Also, the natural habitat of the isekai protagonist and his harem.
Also, the natural habitat of the isekai protagonist and his harem.
Azure: Once upon a time, in a faraway land of wizards, elves, and dragons...
Cyan: (Again with the Arcadi-yadda-yadda setting? We seriously need a new DM.)
Cyan: (Again with the Arcadi-yadda-yadda setting? We seriously need a new DM.)
by Blues and Dumbness September 27, 2024
A game in which the contestants are spun around and have to run to a specific location, take five shots back-to-back, And run back. First person to get back to the starting line wins.
Cyan: Who wants to play a round of spin and sip?
Sapphire: I do, but let handle the alcohol this time.
Sapphire: I do, but let handle the alcohol this time.
by Blues and Dumbness May 07, 2019
Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
by Blues and Dumbness August 31, 2021
A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.
Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
by Blues and Dumbness March 09, 2020
On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!
(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)
Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019