Blues and Dumbness's definitions

corporate horny

A character design that tries too hard to be sexually appealing to everyone possible and ends up becoming forgettable.
AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.

Teal: Have you seen that new Steam game that's getting mocked?
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

full moon fuckery

When a male pounces on werewolf during a full moon and does it doggy style on it.

Capri: I heard that the vigilante did a full moon fuckery on the local werewolf.
Night Sky: That's great, but where is my little sister Sky?
Capri: She's at the hospital.

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Literally Animal Farm

When someone who claims to support a group or cause betrays it after gaining a position of power.

Cobalt: You said you supported freedom of speech before becoming a moderator, right?
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.

by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024

bull double riding

When a male fucks a bull while riding it.

Denim: I heard that my cousins are busy bull double riding.
Sky: Seriously— (vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

you should write a novel

A phrase used to discredit someone's ideas or beliefs.

Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

two-word whatchamacallit

A game in which a couple (or a group), does disgusting sexual acts from Urban Dictionary that contain EXACTLY two words. The game ends when someone forfeits; that player loses and everyone else wins.

Cyan: I heard that the neighbors are doing the two-word whatchamacallit.
Sky: What the-- (vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness July 20, 2018

slippery slug

The act of pouring slime (or another sticky substance) on your partner during sex.

Night Sky: Hey Sky!
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019