A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.
Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
An insult that's worse than ur dad lesbian, but not quite as bad as ur granny tranny.
Cyan: Ur mom gay.
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?
A "game" where you have to say the word "
nigger" louder than all other players to win. However, if you get hit by a non-player after saying the word, you will be disqualified.
For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a
N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.
Sapphire: Why do you have bruises on your face?
Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.
A phrase used to discredit someone's ideas or beliefs.
Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
Buy a
you should write a novel
mug!
A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.
(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!
Buy a
this is a family establishment
mug!
Another name for
Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring
zoophilia,
torture,
feces, etc.).
Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?
Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com
By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.
Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*
Day cancellation.
Buy a
day cancellation
mug!