The act of overturning an elephant on his back and pinning him to the ground as you take his cock up your ass.
Cobalt: Do you have any proof of your strength?
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!
by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

Crystal: This site sucks, the words suck, the editors suck, and the whole Internet would be better off without this dumpster fire!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

Cyan: Ur mom gay.
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
by Blues and Dumbness August 30, 2021

Aquamarine: Why are all of the kids running around?
Robin's Egg: Because I live with a family of cascarunners.
Robin's Egg: Because I live with a family of cascarunners.
by Blues and Dumbness April 21, 2019
