Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.
by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019

Night Sky: Hey Sky!
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

A game in which a couple (or a group), does disgusting sexual acts from Urban Dictionary that contain EXACTLY two words. The game ends when someone forfeits; that player loses and everyone else wins.
by Blues and Dumbness July 20, 2018

Capri: I heard that the vigilante did a full moon fuckery on the local werewolf.
Night Sky: That's great, but where is my little sister Sky?
Capri: She's at the hospital.
Night Sky: That's great, but where is my little sister Sky?
Capri: She's at the hospital.
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Cobalt: You said you supported freedom of speech before becoming a moderator, right?
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.
by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024
