22 definition by Blues and Dumbness

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A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.
Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
by Blues and Dumbness March 09, 2020

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An insult that's worse than ur dad lesbian, but not quite as bad as ur granny tranny.
Cyan: Ur mom gay.
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

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A "game" where you have to say the word "nigger" louder than all other players to win. However, if you get hit by a non-player after saying the word, you will be disqualified.

For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.
Sapphire: Why do you have bruises on your face?

Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.
by Blues and Dumbness December 15, 2019

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A phrase used to discredit someone's ideas or beliefs.
Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

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A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.
(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!
by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

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Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).
Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?

Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com
by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019

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By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.
Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.
by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019

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