Blues and Dumbness's definitions

spin and sip

A game in which the contestants are spun around and have to run to a specific location, take five shots back-to-back, And run back. First person to get back to the starting line wins.

Cyan: Who wants to play a round of spin and sip?
Sapphire: I do, but let handle the alcohol this time.

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

crackporn.com

Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).

Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?

Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com

by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019

bitch karate

A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.

Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!

by Blues and Dumbness March 3, 2022

vindency

How much a specific color stands out compared to nearby colors.

Cerulean: I like how the green in this painting pops out against the purple!
Turquoise: I agree. The vindency is quite noticeable!

by Blues and Dumbness April 11, 2019

bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.

Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

full moon fuckery

When a male pounces on werewolf during a full moon and does it doggy style on it.

Capri: I heard that the vigilante did a full moon fuckery on the local werewolf.
Night Sky: That's great, but where is my little sister Sky?
Capri: She's at the hospital.

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Literally Animal Farm

When someone who claims to support a group or cause betrays it after gaining a position of power.

Cobalt: You said you supported freedom of speech before becoming a moderator, right?
Sapphire: I did.
Cobalt: So why did you ban a guy for talking about government collision?
Sapphire: Because no one should believe those lies.
Cobalt: *sigh* Literally Animal Farm.

by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024