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leg o'clock

6:37 AM. The time your alarm goes off again when you hit the snooze at 6:30.

Upside-down, 6:37 becomes LE:g
1: What's time?
2: Leg o'clock.
1: That exists?
2: It's 6:37 AM.
1: There's a 6:37 in the morning?
by Blue Jack June 2, 2008
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randomers

Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.
My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.
by Blue Jack May 4, 2009
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plebbledash

"To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public." (Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker)

To pebbledash the broadcast with the opinions of plebs.
The breakfast news is heavily plebbledashed. They seem to care more about the opinions of people texting in than they do about standards of reporting.
by Blue Jack May 4, 2009
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manual memory

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.
Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
by Blue Jack June 30, 2008
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not chocolate

A hot chocolate-flavoured drink containing little or no actual chocolate.
What can I get you to drink? Tea? Coffee? Not chocolate?
I'll have a not chocolate, please.
by Blue Jack January 2, 2009
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soap dodger

Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.
by Blue Jack June 29, 2008
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unthusiasm

Lack of enthusiasm.
Either sarcastic enthusiasm, or from boredom.
1) Woop. Wa-hey. Yeah. This is fun.
2) Nice going with the unthusiasm there.
by Blue Jack October 18, 2009
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