Clergyman from any number of different Christian sects who introduce young alterboys and choirboys to the mysterious inner working of the church by the secret ceremony of the lifting of the cassock.
Choirboy: The Reverend has asked me to stay behind and help him to find some coins that fell off the collection plate and rolled under the alter.
Alterboy: Don't do it, trust me dude, he's a total cassock lifter.
Alterboy: Don't do it, trust me dude, he's a total cassock lifter.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
He had been smoking 30 a day for over 20 years and as usually shortly after waking he coughed up a big shiny gold watch.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
1). Electronics: They fate of sensitive electronic chips when handled without suitable anti-static precautions, or when a higher than recomended voltage is passed through them.
2). Culinary: Preparing food by dropping it into hot fat or oil.
2). Culinary: Preparing food by dropping it into hot fat or oil.
(L)user, my computers mother-board will not work since I overclocked it.
Support: Well sir, the blackened hole in the side of the casing and the blobs of molten solder may suggest you have fried a chip or two.
Wait a minute sir you are Big Baz we went to school together, you always made me do your homework, ha ha remember, what are you doing these days?
(L)user: Why, I work in Mc'Donalds where I fry chips.
Support: Ahhh! Very good sir; you seem to be very good at frying chips, hmmm’ I ‘m afraid your warranty does not cover this...
Support: Well sir, the blackened hole in the side of the casing and the blobs of molten solder may suggest you have fried a chip or two.
Wait a minute sir you are Big Baz we went to school together, you always made me do your homework, ha ha remember, what are you doing these days?
(L)user: Why, I work in Mc'Donalds where I fry chips.
Support: Ahhh! Very good sir; you seem to be very good at frying chips, hmmm’ I ‘m afraid your warranty does not cover this...
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
UK: Term leftover from before the decimalisation of British currency (1971).
It implies that something is dodgy or not kosher.
A ten bob (shilling) note was legal pre-decimal paper currency.
It implies that something is dodgy or not kosher.
A ten bob (shilling) note was legal pre-decimal paper currency.
Chaz: So 'you going to buy that Capri from Honest Johns?
'arry: Nah Chaz, the fekah's bent as a nine bob note.
'arry: Nah Chaz, the fekah's bent as a nine bob note.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Quentin as usual at the front of the daisy chain called to his friend Julian at the opposite end of the line "Back up duck and lets form a circle".
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Refering to the action of the anal spincter at the conclusion of a succesfull bowel movement.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.
Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004