99 definition by Blue Cawdrey

UK: Semi liquid detrious found in the nasal cavity of humans and other mammals often younger ones.

UK: Name given to a range of drinks prefered by people with a predisposition to alcoholism recognisable by their low price and high alchohol content.

Including:
VP, QC Sherry or fortified wine.
Tennants Super, Carlsberg special Lager
Diamond white Cider aka Petrol.
Newcastle Brown (Dependant on usage).

An alternitive term is Sheep Dip.

Military: Describes the uniforms of higher ranks that have excessive gold braiding or decoration on the caps and sleeves.

Term originating from the Vietnam war describing the large open red sore that appears on the penis of persons infected with syphilis.

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.

Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers.

Goes way past brain death, if your are dead as a doornail prepare to become a 'hotel for worms'.
Dodos perhaps are the only creatures with a similar lack of animation; see dead as the dodo.