Blue Cawdrey's definitions
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Get the Fart in a Galemug. UK: Heard in military training camps when explaining to lower ranks why a difficult or unpleasnt task has to be carried out.
Recruit: ...but Sarge, why do we have to crawl through that muddy ditch?
Sergeant: Because its good for moral son, IT LOWERS IT!
Sergeant: Because its good for moral son, IT LOWERS IT!
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
Get the good for moral it lowers itmug. A current trend in television programs where people are told that they do not match the cultural norm either in the way they look or dress. Using special effects, advanced computer manipulation and spray painting techniques the person is then given the illusion that they look like a film star or can afford to buy top line designer clothes while bringing up two small children on a part time job serving fries.
While showing the person 'before' is common. The post 'make over' victim is not often seen.
While showing the person 'before' is common. The post 'make over' victim is not often seen.
She thought the television makeover would change her life, but the next day on looking in the mirror she noticed that her acne, goofy teeth and the huge wart on her nose had somehow mysteriously re-appeared.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
Get the Makeovermug. Way of describing a hard faced women perhaps who has a tendancy to drink heavily and to get into frequent fights.
I opened my eyes the next morning and she had a face like a bag of nails, just looking at her gave me a massive soft on so I left before she woke up.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Get the Bag of Nailsmug. by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
Get the Gutter shagmug. A Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Person;
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.
Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.
The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.
Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.
The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Onlooker: Look at that poor bag lady over there, she has collapsed with hyperthermia.
Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!
Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!
Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Get the yuppiemug. Shark Bite victim: Oh-myGawd! it's bitten both my frikin' legs off, SCREAM! help I am bleeding to death...
Lifeguard: Hang in there Stumpy... the paramedics are on their way!
Lifeguard: Hang in there Stumpy... the paramedics are on their way!
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
Get the hang in theremug.