zap

To hold your hand out flat with all the fingers together and extend your arm to poke a ticklish person in the side of their stomach.

Called zap because the more ticklish they are, the more it makes them jump like they were zapped with electricity.
Don't zap me, I might fall over and hurt my head!

We zapped Jake so much he peed his pants!
by Bloopy July 07, 2006
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penis cut

A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.
Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
by Bloopy February 09, 2006
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lashed

When someone is made a total fool of or completely embarrassed. A shorter form of lashed out.
Pete felt really lashed after his ex-girlfriend posted a photo of his tiny penis on the Internet.

I lashed him good son, everyone was laughing!
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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chained

To be doing something because you don't have any other choice, or because you are too meek and let someone else make choices for you.
Bob is chained to terrible soap operas every night because his wife always insists they watch them.

Pat is chained to working long hours because he doesn't have the guts to quit his job and get a better one.
by Bloopy July 05, 2006
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fundamentation

1. Taking something fundamental and applying it in practice. A combination of the words fundamental and implementation.

2. Taking something ordinary and making it fundamental.
The programmers completed fundamentation of their code before adding minor features and details on top.

The political party undertook some major fundamentation of their financial policies to gain support and show they had a solution when the markets were in crisis.
by Bloopy November 19, 2008
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Hopoate

A person who does something that Australian Rugby League player John Hopoate would do. Member of the Wests Tigers team at the time, Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for poking his finger up the anus of opposing team members.

A person who does something ridiculously stupid, shocking, or disgusting and acts like there was nothing wrong with it. More recently, John Hopoate deliberately clotheslined another player at high speed and knocked the player out cold, then denied he did anything wrong.
Don't be such a Hopoate!

My boyfriend was such a Hopoate, I had to stab him in the chest to make him stop.

Keep your dirty brown Hopoate fingers where I can see 'em!
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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