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Definitions by Bloopy

air hair lair 

The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.
Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!
air hair lair by Bloopy December 31, 2011
The code used by the American Medical Response of Connecticut Inc. to refer to psychiatric patients. A crazy or irrational person.
My boss is such a 17. He told me to write a report on my attitude!
17 by Bloopy November 12, 2010
The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.

A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.

To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
womb by Bloopy November 10, 2010

lanthasmenokatadikophobia 

The fear of being convicted of a crime you didn't commit, especially a major one resulting in jail time or perhaps even the death penalty. From Greek lanthasmenos meaning wrong or mistaken, and katadiki meaning conviction.
After all the serious false accusations made by his ex-wife, Bob started to suffer from lanthasmenokatadikophobia.
lanthasmenokatadikophobia by Bloopy September 9, 2010

onomatophobophobia 

The fear of phobia names, especially long or unnecessary ones. An irrational aversion to the habit of coining words for ridiculous and improbable fears.
Mary's onomatophobophobia means that she collapses in a panic attack whenever her husband reminds her about his hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.

Pete was enjoying reading comics until he came across the word luposlipaphobia and his onomatophobophobia kicked in, leaving him dizzy and nervous.
onomatophobophobia by Bloopy September 7, 2010

shamebiguous 

When it's unclear whether something is shameful or shameless. You may feel shameful after committing a shameless act, or vice versa. Formed using shame and ambiguous.
The obese man felt shamebiguous after running down the street naked.

Sarah felt shamebiguous for slapping her sleazy boss in public.
shamebiguous by Bloopy March 3, 2010

dogspeed 

An expression used to wish someone success, good fortune, or a safe journey. Used as a non-religious alternative to Godspeed, especially by dog-lovers.
I wish you dogspeed on your trip Pete, and I'll be sure to look after your puppy while you're gone!

Sarah dropped her daughter off at school and bid her dogspeed for her biology exam.
dogspeed by Bloopy November 25, 2009