Dip-ression

The sudden and overwhelming conviction that there is no caramel core to life and you will probably spend the rest of your days in the state of quiet confusion.
Then again, you've got loads of unopened pots of hot sauces in the fridge from all those takeaway pizzas, so things are looking up!

You: I can't understand why my life is so horrible!
Also you: MORE SAUCE

This is dip-ression

by BleachGirl101 November 06, 2018

StrAro

When you are originally straight but have realised you are an A-Romantic. Don't confuse this with not finding the right person yet, (in that case you need to look harder) but you will know when you are StrAro. Trust me.

*Walks in to fancy dining room with angry parents expecting you to have a boyfriend*
Angry-ass mother: So, Where is your boyfriend?
You: Actually, I'm StrAro.

*Mother practically disowns you*

by BleachGirl101 September 03, 2018

Smidgable

Something or someone who is just too cute. This is often said around children and infants (especially with super chubby cheeks) People use this word to describe how cute something or someone is and how much they wanna just squeeze their cheeks off!

OH, MY GOD, SHE IS SO CUTE! HER CHEEKS ARE JUST SO SMIDGABLE

by BleachGirl101 July 22, 2018

Rupert

This is a small creature who is invisible. He starts whispering stuff in your brain somewhere around the age of 25. Helpful comments to the effect of "Ahh, video games and pornography again, another success for wenesday. Dad's gonna be REALLY proud now!"

"Ahh more games and hentai this time? Perfect for a weekend"

-Rupert

by BleachGirl101 November 06, 2018

Grimsomnia

The nightly ritual of trying to sleep and just when you're about to drift off, you suddenly recall eveey embarrassing thing you ever did in high resolution.

"Hey, I know you're tired but remember when you wrote out that short but anatomically specific rant about checking yourself for testicular lumps but you opened the wrong window on your phone and accidentally sent it to your elderly piano teacher?"
-Brain

This is grimsomnia

by BleachGirl101 November 06, 2018

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities alcohol that you can fix your life.

You: All i need to do is learn a guitar, buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them.

Brain: Come on, grow up just buy a fucking shredder

This is beer-vana

by BleachGirl101 November 06, 2018

Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.

Interviewer: So, tell me a bit about yourself..
You: I am a people person
Interviewer: And how do you think you benifit the company?
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: I see, so tell me why exactly you want to work for Macgyver's Shit Sandwiches, Sandwiches Made Of Authentic Human Shit?
You: FUCK

This is Joblivion

by BleachGirl101 November 06, 2018