Blastmaster's definitions

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

Plate

The anode in a vacuum tube; the surface to which electrons are attracted.

If you use the 201A tube as an amplifier, you should give it a plate voltage of 90 volts.

by BlastMaster June 16, 2003

rotsfflmgdmfpossoabaatwtfo

Acronym for:

Rolling On The Stupid Fucking Floor Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Piece-Of-Shit Son-Of-A-Bitch Ass All The Way The Fuck Off!

"You cum bubble from an elephant's butt..."
"lol!!! rotsfflmgdmfpossoabaatwtfo!!!"

by BlastMaster May 3, 2004

fecic

A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool

This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.

by BlastMaster September 23, 2003

regenerative

see radio
A type of radio circuit that amplifies by feeding the output signal back into the input (regenerating) in such a manner that the signal is strenghtened.

If you improperly adjust the feedback on a regenerative receiver, it becomes a transmitter and will mess up the neighbors' radios!

by BlastMaster June 16, 2003

ROF

An abbreviation for "Rate of Fire." This is used only over the internet when weaponry is the topic. Elsewhere, one would say "Rate of Fire"

The MG-42 machine gun has a much higher rof than the MG-34.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

Carrot Top

See obnoxious

Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003