106 definition by Blake

The act of positioning your boner straight up you lower stomach to conceal it in public. It sits with the head pertruding from the top of your boxers.
So you’re in class and that hot exchange student who's V-card you've been wanting to steel decides to bend over to pick up her pencil. This nearly gives you a taste of her pussy sitting so visibly beneath her short skirt, but instead you’re left with a boner. Now without Plip'n your immobile, so by positioning it so that it can nestle into your belly button, it has become concealed.
by Blake January 22, 2004

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to vomit on some poor saps car as you walk by trashed
Stubbs varded on some rich persons car, but at least he was polite enough to not fid on it.
by Blake April 03, 2005

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The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.
Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!
by Blake October 29, 2004

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when you manage to cum on your bitch and have the cum drip from all sides. you then yell WHITE SPIDER and smile
i didnt have to pay cause i acheived a white spider
by BLAKE October 10, 2004

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To remove a liquid (usually water or alcohol) from its contents either by reducing ambient pressure and causing the liquid to evaporate and recondense, or by boiling the liquid and letting it recondense.
Distilled water dehydrates you. Brandy tastes very bad, even good brands like Christian Brothers.
by Blake June 10, 2004

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1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman
1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!
by Blake November 12, 2002

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A condom
Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.
by Blake November 11, 2002

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