Blake's definitions

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 11, 2002

Nass

Area between the nads and the ass

My kerchief reeks cuz I rubbed it all over my nass.

by Blake November 11, 2002

ROFLMAO

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

This one was created in the Rogues Gallery from the Blizzard game Diablo 1.

Guy1: I just lit my face on fire!
Guy2:Roflmao!

by Blake February 13, 2007

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 6, 2003

Marlena Workman

The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.

Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!

by Blake October 29, 2004

Blacula

Black Dracula. Name of a cheesy blaxploitation horror movie from the 70's.

In this world there are only two real monsters, Blacula, and the son of Kong.

by Blake August 15, 2004