Blake's definitions

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

by blake September 18, 2003

gut shot leopard

Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.

"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."

by blake March 31, 2004

bubba sparxx

One of the greatest rappers ever. He can mix country with hip-hop.

by blake September 5, 2003

stonehead

A worthless, marijuana addicted degenerate, loser punk. Sole reason for living is to get high.

Man, that kid Blake is such a stonehead. All he does is sit around and smoke weed.

by Blake August 13, 2004

gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.

This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!

by blake April 1, 2004

slurpee

The greatest munchee drink ever created. Better then any other semi-frozen drink out there, and a great suppliment to a bag of chips. Especially when you are high.

Also, great for brain freezes.

This slurpee is rediculously good. Crazy rediculously.

by Blake March 8, 2005