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sex pistol

A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.
A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.
by blair January 16, 2005
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JOHNNY ROTTEN

Person with poor dental hygene.
Ewww do you brush your teeth with pieces of shit? Ha ha Johnny Rotten!
by blair January 16, 2005
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White Trash

usually a fat ugly person whos on welfare and gets foodstamps, has horrible hygeine, smells like shit, buys their clothes at wal-mart and has a handicapped retarded father who buys clothes from k mart or salvation army. usually will live with a grandmother or aunt because own parents wont have them.
In some sort of trailer lookin house or mobile home.
Damn he live wit his grandma and on foodstamps look at that white trash he aint never gona get a girlfend , poor fat broke white trash loser
by blair February 24, 2005
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Spazmatastic

1) an expression to describe a "blond moment" or a period of time when you forget a word and need to be reminded.
2) When you do not understand something simple or forget how to do something simple.
3) A word used to describe the times when you, or some one else, forgets where their going.
"Well isn't this spazmatastic I forgot where I was going again."

"My your feeling spazmatastic today Jenny you even forgot how to spell because"
by Blair May 4, 2004
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Gullwhacker

Verb. To idle.
Hey, M, are you there or are you Gullwhackering?
by Blair May 5, 2004
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Froogle Doop

"Froogle Doop" came from the crazy mind of a girl named Blair Elizabeth Coppage. She had a dream. She was skateboarding down the street, and a bush nearby began to rustle. She looked over to see what it was, and a man in blue and yellow spandex jumped out, and began to chase her. As he chased her, he waved his curls, red, pipecleaner arm, and yelled "Froogle Doop!". The origin is an odd one.
by Blair November 2, 2004
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dude poon

"glenn splashed off in sammy's dude poon. packed!"
by blair March 22, 2004
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