Blair's definitions

lavitz

To either be drunk and/or high at all times, yet pretend to be coherent, logical, and intellectual simultaneously.

I'm so fucked up right now... UgH stop acting like a child with the mental capcity of an inibriated 3 year old.

by Blair December 6, 2004

shrooms

Any of a variety of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially Psilocybe species and Panaeolus species. They can be either eaten or smoked and the shroomer usually beings to 'trip out', seeing things, hearing things, feeling things. It's a very interestng way to explore your mind and discover your inner most self.

Danny and Billy bought some shrooms from Tom, the hippie down the street.

by blair July 7, 2004

Noah's Mom

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

by Blair February 5, 2004

misquamicut

misquamicut beach is in rhode island, the beach between watch hill and weekapaug. Its a cool, (touristy) east coast beachy town, with good waves, good parties, and very cool people.

We just took a vacation to misquamicut and had a blast!! !!

by Blair December 29, 2004

box

similar to the word square, meaning someone who is out of touch with current trends and culture, basically someone who "lives in a box" and appears to have no human relations skills. Also someone who is very uptight about trivial things.

Johnny was so box, he was panicing because he was unable to locate the assignment that he completed three weeks before it was due.

by Blair February 5, 2004

White Trash

usually a fat ugly person whos on welfare and gets foodstamps, has horrible hygeine, smells like shit, buys their clothes at wal-mart and has a handicapped retarded father who buys clothes from k mart or salvation army. usually will live with a grandmother or aunt because own parents wont have them.
In some sort of trailer lookin house or mobile home.

Damn he live wit his grandma and on foodstamps look at that white trash he aint never gona get a girlfend , poor fat broke white trash loser

by blair February 24, 2005

harpo

Rich black bitch backwards.

Oprah is harpo, harpo is oprah.

by Blair January 14, 2005