Blair's definitions

Vanilla Sex

Sex that involves no twists or kinkiness, and no S&M. Basically plain regular sex. Typically sweet and happy and very lovey-dovey.

While Noah was one for a little kinkiness every now and then, Josh definitely prefers his vanilla sex.

by Blair February 9, 2004

Spazmatastic

1) an expression to describe a "blond moment" or a period of time when you forget a word and need to be reminded.
2) When you do not understand something simple or forget how to do something simple.
3) A word used to describe the times when you, or some one else, forgets where their going.

"Well isn't this spazmatastic I forgot where I was going again."

"My your feeling spazmatastic today Jenny you even forgot how to spell because"

by Blair May 4, 2004

ghettO's

Part of every complete breakfast, ghettO's are a delicious chocolaty cereal similar to nigga please.

"What do you want for breakfast this morning?"

"GhettO's!"

by Blair February 7, 2004

curtis jackson

(aka 50cent) One of the best rappers of all time

Blood in my eye dog n i cant se

by Blair July 21, 2003

Noah's Mom

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

by Blair February 5, 2004

shrooms

Any of a variety of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially Psilocybe species and Panaeolus species. They can be either eaten or smoked and the shroomer usually beings to 'trip out', seeing things, hearing things, feeling things. It's a very interestng way to explore your mind and discover your inner most self.

Danny and Billy bought some shrooms from Tom, the hippie down the street.

by blair July 7, 2004

lavitz

To either be drunk and/or high at all times, yet pretend to be coherent, logical, and intellectual simultaneously.

I'm so fucked up right now... UgH stop acting like a child with the mental capcity of an inibriated 3 year old.

by Blair December 6, 2004