Blair's definitions

keyed

High on marijuana.

Sorry I'm so distracted, I'm hella keyed right now.

by blair April 11, 2004

curtis jackson

(aka 50cent) One of the best rappers of all time

Blood in my eye dog n i cant se

by Blair July 21, 2003

Spazmatastic

1) an expression to describe a "blond moment" or a period of time when you forget a word and need to be reminded.
2) When you do not understand something simple or forget how to do something simple.
3) A word used to describe the times when you, or some one else, forgets where their going.

"Well isn't this spazmatastic I forgot where I was going again."

"My your feeling spazmatastic today Jenny you even forgot how to spell because"

by Blair May 4, 2004

ghettO's

Part of every complete breakfast, ghettO's are a delicious chocolaty cereal similar to nigga please.

"What do you want for breakfast this morning?"

"GhettO's!"

by Blair February 7, 2004

White Trash

usually a fat ugly person whos on welfare and gets foodstamps, has horrible hygeine, smells like shit, buys their clothes at wal-mart and has a handicapped retarded father who buys clothes from k mart or salvation army. usually will live with a grandmother or aunt because own parents wont have them.
In some sort of trailer lookin house or mobile home.

Damn he live wit his grandma and on foodstamps look at that white trash he aint never gona get a girlfend , poor fat broke white trash loser

by blair February 24, 2005

Vanilla Sex

Sex that involves no twists or kinkiness, and no S&M. Basically plain regular sex. Typically sweet and happy and very lovey-dovey.

While Noah was one for a little kinkiness every now and then, Josh definitely prefers his vanilla sex.

by Blair February 9, 2004

lavitz

To either be drunk and/or high at all times, yet pretend to be coherent, logical, and intellectual simultaneously.

I'm so fucked up right now... UgH stop acting like a child with the mental capcity of an inibriated 3 year old.

by Blair December 6, 2004