Blair's definitions

sex pistol

A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.

A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.

by blair January 16, 2005

Ja Rule

Angry, midgit black man with torrits syndrome causing him to randomly yell things such as "hollllllllllah" & "it's muuuuuuuuurdah". Known to do duets with fat asses latino woman and black woman with speech inpediments. see J Lo & Ashanti.

Did you see that crazy black midgit who had been sniffing glue yelling weird shit?
Yeah, he was all Ja Rule n shit.

by Blair January 14, 2005

Gullwhacker

Verb. To idle.

Hey, M, are you there or are you Gullwhackering?

by Blair May 5, 2004

pitch

To contribute money towards a common fund for buying alcohol.

See throw down.

Do you wanna pitch for a couple of cases?

by blair April 11, 2004

nocal

see norcal. the opposite of socal. only people in southern california use this, never people actually from northern california.

i didn't realize that the guy that sold us all the blow was totally from norcal until, like, a lot later.

by blair April 12, 2004

Hoork

1. to fuck; to be fucked
2. an exclaimation

I am going to hoork you.

Oh, HOORK, I forgot my books.

by Blair July 2, 2003

hexta

Like hexa - properly spelled hecksa - hexa - properly spelled hecksta is a variant of hecka, which is a version of hella used by grade-school students who are afraid or not allowed to use the word "hell".

I'm hecksta afraid to ask James to dance!

by blair April 12, 2004