Blair's definitions

Oh snap

A phrase used in exclamation of either a positive or a negative event. Sometimes just used as a random exclamation.

Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...

by Blair February 7, 2004

Oh junk

Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.

Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...

by Blair February 7, 2004

hell of

The phrase that the word hella is the contraction of. Hell of means the same thing as hella, but it conveys more emphasis. It is always the most stressed word in the sentence.

It's hell of fucked up that his mom died.

by blair April 12, 2004

dude poon

gay man ass

"glenn splashed off in sammy's dude poon. packed!"

by blair March 22, 2004

sex pistol

A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.

A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.

by blair January 16, 2005

Hoork

1. to fuck; to be fucked
2. an exclaimation

I am going to hoork you.

Oh, HOORK, I forgot my books.

by Blair July 2, 2003

snost

Past tense of "to snooze". Inspired by the phrase "You snooze, you lose."

"You snost, you lost"

by Blair December 20, 2004