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To masturbate is when a man or a woman stimulates their... ahem... private areas for sexual feelings and stimulation, which gives the person a deep sense of pleasure, also known as sexual pleasure.
Masturbation is a great tool for someone expressing their own sexual feelings or emotions.
This natural act eventually leads to pleasurable orgasms, also known as climaxes.
Example 1: (Patrick) *thinks "When I get home from this boring class, I'm going to go masturbate to some porn. Should I try my fleshlight? Or keep it simple?"*
Example 2: (Molly) *thinks "Hmm, when I am back in my room, I'm going to masturbate to some movies or porn. Which do I use? My vibrator or my fingers?"*
Masturbation is a great tool for someone expressing their own sexual feelings or emotions.
This natural act eventually leads to pleasurable orgasms, also known as climaxes.
Example 1: (Patrick) *thinks "When I get home from this boring class, I'm going to go masturbate to some porn. Should I try my fleshlight? Or keep it simple?"*
Example 2: (Molly) *thinks "Hmm, when I am back in my room, I'm going to masturbate to some movies or porn. Which do I use? My vibrator or my fingers?"*
by Black Cat - 5000 December 10, 2025
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It's what you crap out of, and if you go to jail, you MIGHT be in trouble.
In the eyes of a buff dude, a bum is a pussy.
Trust me! If you only swing straight, there is nothing more humiliating than having a big cock swirl in your bumhole making you cum in your pants.
It's what you crap out of, and if you go to jail, you MIGHT be in trouble.
In the eyes of a buff dude, a bum is a pussy.
Trust me! If you only swing straight, there is nothing more humiliating than having a big cock swirl in your bumhole making you cum in your pants.
Trust me, dude. You don't want to go to jail as a straight guy. You'll come out with a huge bumhole and a humiliating secret love/fetish for dildos.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 11, 2025
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Alcohol is an intoxicating chemical that is found in alcoholic beverages, but has uses as an industrial solvent; a fuel additive or as a fuel on its own; has disinfectant properties in higher concentrations; is a useful cleaning solvent.
Don't worry! alcohol is safe to consume in moderation if it's food grade (as most of you probably know), but it is possible to overdose on alcohol in much larger amounts and it isn't too good for you if you drink it excessively.
Alcohol is an intoxicating chemical that is found in alcoholic beverages, but has uses as an industrial solvent; a fuel additive or as a fuel on its own; has disinfectant properties in higher concentrations; is a useful cleaning solvent.
Don't worry! alcohol is safe to consume in moderation if it's food grade (as most of you probably know), but it is possible to overdose on alcohol in much larger amounts and it isn't too good for you if you drink it excessively.
Example 1:
Barry: Hey Kim! Would you like a beer?
Kim: Sure, but how much alcohol is in it? as I need to drive home to my kids tonight, ya know?
Barry: Sure! It contains four percent alcohol by volume, is that alright?
Kim: Yeah sure! Just one drink won't hurt, right? as long as I stick to one!
Example 2:
This car should be more environmentally friendly as it runs on Ethanol instead of Gasoline, as a safer and cleaner fuel alternative.
Barry: Hey Kim! Would you like a beer?
Kim: Sure, but how much alcohol is in it? as I need to drive home to my kids tonight, ya know?
Barry: Sure! It contains four percent alcohol by volume, is that alright?
Kim: Yeah sure! Just one drink won't hurt, right? as long as I stick to one!
Example 2:
This car should be more environmentally friendly as it runs on Ethanol instead of Gasoline, as a safer and cleaner fuel alternative.
by Black Cat - 5000 September 18, 2024
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A womans vagina; other names: VJJ, Fanny, Slit, Front Bum.
Slang 2:
A person being a wimp or a (scaredy cat).
A womans vagina; other names: VJJ, Fanny, Slit, Front Bum.
Slang 2:
A person being a wimp or a (scaredy cat).
Slang 1:
A horny woman teases her pussy with her vibrator while looking at dicks on the internet.
Slang 2:
Jack: Jay! I dare you to parkour off the roof, on to the trampoline!.. It's safe!
Jay: Are you fucking kidding me!? and what if I miss!?
Jack: Oh C'mon Jay, stop being a pussy; you'll be fine, I'll give you five bucks!
A horny woman teases her pussy with her vibrator while looking at dicks on the internet.
Slang 2:
Jack: Jay! I dare you to parkour off the roof, on to the trampoline!.. It's safe!
Jay: Are you fucking kidding me!? and what if I miss!?
Jack: Oh C'mon Jay, stop being a pussy; you'll be fine, I'll give you five bucks!
by Black Cat - 5000 September 18, 2024
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Denatonium benzoate is considered the most bitter substance in the world.
It is some nasty stuff, tasting like crap.
In most of the world, it is added to certain car products nowadays as an effective deterrent to help prevent accidental ingestion.
Denatonium benzoate is considered non-toxic to humans, but it can cause some mild side effects as well as nausea, due to its super bitter properties.
It is also used to make methylated spirits, denatured alcohol, or hand sanitiser much less palatable, so people cannot drink them and misuse the products.
It's probably not something you want to have in your drink.
Denatonium benzoate is considered the most bitter substance in the world.
It is some nasty stuff, tasting like crap.
In most of the world, it is added to certain car products nowadays as an effective deterrent to help prevent accidental ingestion.
Denatonium benzoate is considered non-toxic to humans, but it can cause some mild side effects as well as nausea, due to its super bitter properties.
It is also used to make methylated spirits, denatured alcohol, or hand sanitiser much less palatable, so people cannot drink them and misuse the products.
It's probably not something you want to have in your drink.
This car antifreeze/coolant contains 90 percent ethylene glycol by volume, but because its a sweet tasting poisonous substance, *denatonium benzoate* has been added to the formulations.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 11, 2025
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A concentrated or pre-diluted solution containing substances/chemicals generally used in car radiators as a heat transfer fluid to prevent freezing in cold conditions and to prevent boiling over as the engine heats up after it's started.
Antifreeze generally contains a substance called "Ethylene Glycol" (also known as Ethane-1,2-Diol), which is a superior antifreeze when mixed with water compared to Glycerine/Glycerol or Methanol.
Ethylene Glycol has a sweet taste, making it attractive to animals; young children; or uneducated people.. but it is toxic if ingested (swallowed) due to the way it's metabolised:
Ethylene Glycol itself is more or less non-toxic, but when ingested it slowly but steadily gets metabolised to toxic organic acids that can cause illness, damage the kidneys leading to renal failure and can be fatal.
Bittering agents are added to antifreeze nowadays, so it no longer tastes sweet, but it tastes bitter instead.. however it is still poisonous if swallowed, so always keep antifreeze out of reach of children and away from pets.
If someone has ingested Antifreeze, take them to the hospital BEFORE symptoms occur as the Glycol itself may cause drunkenness but isn't really toxic at all until it gets metabolised; meaning that if the victim gets immediate treatment, the medications used in the hospital will stop the body from processing the antifreeze to its toxic metabolites, and it will eventually be harmlessly urinated out.
A concentrated or pre-diluted solution containing substances/chemicals generally used in car radiators as a heat transfer fluid to prevent freezing in cold conditions and to prevent boiling over as the engine heats up after it's started.
Antifreeze generally contains a substance called "Ethylene Glycol" (also known as Ethane-1,2-Diol), which is a superior antifreeze when mixed with water compared to Glycerine/Glycerol or Methanol.
Ethylene Glycol has a sweet taste, making it attractive to animals; young children; or uneducated people.. but it is toxic if ingested (swallowed) due to the way it's metabolised:
Ethylene Glycol itself is more or less non-toxic, but when ingested it slowly but steadily gets metabolised to toxic organic acids that can cause illness, damage the kidneys leading to renal failure and can be fatal.
Bittering agents are added to antifreeze nowadays, so it no longer tastes sweet, but it tastes bitter instead.. however it is still poisonous if swallowed, so always keep antifreeze out of reach of children and away from pets.
If someone has ingested Antifreeze, take them to the hospital BEFORE symptoms occur as the Glycol itself may cause drunkenness but isn't really toxic at all until it gets metabolised; meaning that if the victim gets immediate treatment, the medications used in the hospital will stop the body from processing the antifreeze to its toxic metabolites, and it will eventually be harmlessly urinated out.
by Black Cat - 5000 September 18, 2024
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