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Ethylene is a plant hormone that helps ripen fruits, but if there is too much of it present in the air, it can cause fruit to go off.

It is non-toxic in normal environments and has a sweet odour.

Its modern name is "ethene" (not "ethane").

It is also used in the synthesis of antifreeze.
Professionals convert the ethylene into ethylene oxide, then they further convert the ethylene oxide into ethylene glycol.
Guy 1: Why do my bananas ripen much faster when they are together in a bunch, but not as quick when they're separate?
Guy 2: Oh that's due to natural ethylene gas production. Ethylene is a non-toxic plant hormone that helps bananas to ripen, and it has a sweet smell.
Guy 1: Oh wow.
Ethylene by Black Cat - 5000 December 21, 2025
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Ethylene Glycol

Ethylene glycols scientific (IUPAC) name is "ethane-1,2-diol".

It is an excellent choice for use in things such as car antifreeze, due to its great heat transfer properties and its terrific antifreeze up and antiboil over chemistry when combined with water.

It has a sweet taste and a pleasant flavour profile which is why bittering agents are added to antifreeze/coolant formulations, to prevent accidental ingestion.

Despite its sweet taste, ethylene glycol is a very poisonous substance, due to its metabolic breakdown in the body;

Ethylene glycol itself is relatively non-toxic, but when it's ingested by humans or animals, the liver will try to metabolise the antifreeze the same way as metabolises regular food-grade alcohol, but it will accidentally convert the glycol into poisonous and harmful organic acids, which can poison the body and be lethal.
Example 1: This high-performance coolant contains ethylene glycol, which provides great antifreeze and antiboil protection in the engine. Bittering agents have also been added to the formula for safety of your children and pets.
Ethylene Glycol by Black Cat - 5000 December 12, 2025

ethylenediaminetetraacetate 

Ethylenediaminetetraacetate: - An extremely long word and also a colorless compound, C10H16N2O8, capable of chelating a variety of divalent metal cations: as a salt used as an anticoagulant, antioxidant, blood cholesterol reducer, food preservative; as a calcium-disodium salt used in the treatment of lead and other heavy-metal poisonings.
ethylenediaminetetraacetate is a salt of EDTA.

ethylenediaminetetraminedioxymethammethanetriphenylbromodichlorodifluoromethane

a.k.a. EDTMDMMTBDDM
very big its a ethylenediaminetetraminedioxymethammethanetriphenylbromodichlorodifluoromethane

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026