Black@Heart's definitions

cover marriage

When a gay person marries a straight person of the opposite sex in an attempt to hide the fact that he/she is gay. The straight partner does not usually know (or is in denial) that their intended partner is gay.

"Wow I am so surprised that Kyle is marrying Stephanie. I totally thought Kyle was gay."
"Kyle's as gay as a picnic basket, dude. He doesn't want his dad to know he's gay, so he's marrying a woman."
"Does Stephanie know?"
"Nope. She thinks he's straight. This is a cover marriage."
"That's chapped, man.
"Word."

by Black@Heart November 15, 2009

brossage

A massage from a 'bro'. Normally used by straight guys who want to massage each other without seeming gay. Brossage is very popular with prisoners.

"Man my shoulders are tight tonight."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."

by Black@Heart November 17, 2009

smickety smack

Talk that is so far beyond SMACK, it's SMICKETY SMACK.

This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.

This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.

Elizabeth: "I don't want to be with you because you look at too much porn and pay too much attention to other women and talk about women too much and...and...and...and..."

Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"

by Black@Heart March 17, 2010

preenager

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

by Black@Heart November 16, 2010

Hit the # key

Put on noticeable weight. Get fat. (Hit the 'pound' key.}

"Wow look at Lynn. She's a walrus!"
"Yes, after she had her kids she really hit the # key."

by Black@Heart January 24, 2010

beerlesque

Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.

"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."

by black@heart February 24, 2013