Black@Heart's definitions

basement millionaire

A person who lives in their parent's basement and uses their whole paycheque to buy status goods like sports cars, Coach bags and expensive clothes in order to appear prosperous, hip and successful.

"Wow look at Justin's new car...he must be doing well!"
"Oh man, Justin works at Subway and lives in his mom's basement. He spends every penny on that car. He's a basement millionaire!"

by Black@Heart January 31, 2010

screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.

My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.

by black@heart September 8, 2010

Y U no?

Meme lingo for "why you no..." which means "why didn't you" or "why don't you" in standard English. The cartoon meme character known as "Y U No Man" always uses this phrase in his frustrated questions.

Meme character holds his stick arms pleadingly in front of his large, sweaty face and says: "Jim Carrey...Y u no funny anymore?" Y U no?

by Black@Heart February 24, 2011

beerlesque

Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.

"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."

by black@heart February 24, 2013

preenager

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

by Black@Heart November 16, 2010

Hit the # key

Put on noticeable weight. Get fat. (Hit the 'pound' key.}

"Wow look at Lynn. She's a walrus!"
"Yes, after she had her kids she really hit the # key."

by Black@Heart January 24, 2010