Black@Heart's definitions

brossage

A massage from a 'bro'. Normally used by straight guys who want to massage each other without seeming gay. Brossage is very popular with prisoners.

"Man my shoulders are tight tonight."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."

by Black@Heart November 17, 2009

Sandbox Caesar

A Sandbox Ceasar is business person, usually in middle management, who was bullied as a child (in the sandbox) and has to make up for it as an adult by being a rude, power-mad, greedy asshole. Will walk over anyone to prove they can't be picked on anymore. They want to be as powerful as Julius Caesar, which is why they act like total douchetards.

"Did you hear Christine going off in that meeting? She was backstabbing everybody to make herself look good."
"Yes, she's a total Sandbox Caesar. I hate her."

by Black@Heart December 15, 2009

Y U no?

Meme lingo for "why you no..." which means "why didn't you" or "why don't you" in standard English. The cartoon meme character known as "Y U No Man" always uses this phrase in his frustrated questions.

Meme character holds his stick arms pleadingly in front of his large, sweaty face and says: "Jim Carrey...Y u no funny anymore?" Y U no?

by Black@Heart February 24, 2011

beerlesque

Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.

"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."

by black@heart February 24, 2013

Hit the # key

Put on noticeable weight. Get fat. (Hit the 'pound' key.}

"Wow look at Lynn. She's a walrus!"
"Yes, after she had her kids she really hit the # key."

by Black@Heart January 24, 2010

preenager

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

by Black@Heart November 16, 2010