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My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.
by black@heart September 8, 2010
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Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.
by Black@Heart October 22, 2010
Get the spank account mug.The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.
I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.
by Black@Heart November 16, 2010
Get the preenager mug.Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.
"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."
by black@heart February 24, 2013
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by black@heart December 27, 2011
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Meme character holds his stick arms pleadingly in front of his large, sweaty face and says: "Jim Carrey...Y u no funny anymore?" Y U no?
by Black@Heart February 24, 2011
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