21 definitions by BlOwFiSh

curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."

Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.

by BlOwFiSh July 31, 2005

problem child

Taken from the John Ritter movie by same name. Used to describe any child, employee, sibling, or friend that is constantly getting into trouble but you are somewhat obligated to care for or help.

Also a street name for someone who gets into trouble all the time.

Frank, the departments problem child, forgot to lock the office last night.

by BlOwFiSh July 24, 2005

slapahoe tribe

1. A pimp and his bitches. Derived from the abuse (pimp slap) prostitutes receive at the hands of their pimps.

2. Cycle of domestic violence that spans many generations.

3. Any wife beater.

Yeah, that kid is in the slapahoe tribe. He learned how to treat women from his daddy.

by BlOwFiSh July 24, 2005

oma

German word for "granny" or "grandmother". Oma sex - pornography involving elderly German women. A German GILF.

If that oma's boobs hung any lower, she would step on them.

by BlOwFiSh July 22, 2005

somamabitch

Variation of son of a bitch. Often used by the comedian Bernie Mack.

Pronuciation: sum-ah-ma-bitch, say it real fast.

I beat that somamabitch until da white meat show'd.

by BlOwFiSh July 24, 2005

Blowfish

A fake bitch

Blowfish are 100% fake they puff up to look big and it's just fake so a blowfish is a fake person or fake bitch 🐡

Your a blowfish

Kyla's such a blowfish

Don't be a blowfish

Fuck off blowfish

by BlOwFiSh January 14, 2016

meat grinder

1. Front battle lines of a conventional war.
2. A neighborhood with a high homicide rate.

Private Snuffy is heading back to the meat grinder with his unit.

by BlOwFiSh July 23, 2005