Bizzario Jansch's definitions

hillbilly suppositry

Non poetic generic “literary” bullshit eaten up at hoi pelloi book clubs regarding a lower socio economic class that offers no solutions or genuine insight. Often work based on assumptions the author has derived from second hand accounts and generalizations. It assumes something is the case without experience or proof. It should not be confused with an elegy.

That ain’t no elegy; it’s hillbilly suppositry.

by Bizzario Jansch July 23, 2024

wintercourse

Sex with a popsicle.

I deeply adore the contradicting pleasure and pain of wintercourse

by Bizzario Jansch June 24, 2016

extraterresticles

Actual alien balls, or balls that are so weird they seem like they belong to a space creature.

I've never seen anything like his balls, they're extraterresticles!

by Bizzario Jansch June 24, 2016

cuntinuity

When females who spend a good deal of time together start having their periods at the same time.

The worst part of living with all women is the cuntinuity!

by Bizzario Jansch June 24, 2016

friendercourse

Sex between friends.

Dating? Oh no, we just have friendercourse.

by Bizzario Jansch June 24, 2016

Blessticles

The Pope's balls.

Pope Francis has some HUGE blessticles!!!

by Bizzario Jansch June 24, 2016