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nrok

by Bitchin Kitchen July 26, 2003
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Not even

A term used by morons to try to convince you of something.

Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"

Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.
Im not EVEN going to kill you, bitch!
by Bitchin Kitchen December 5, 2004
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limp bizkit

A band who has fans that speak about percentages when their percentage adds up to 102%. Limp Bizkit's second album, entitled Significant Other, was OK, but after that, all of their songs sounded like shit. Likely because the lead singer liked to actually eat shit. Currently, as of this writing, Limpbizkit, as they are now called (fucktards), is seeking a new guitarist. Their one requirement is that the new band member be of Asian decent. Why? Because aZns are mad phat, yo!
Jim: 'Limpbizkit fuckin sucks, hey Bob?'
Bob: 'Fuckin A, Jim!'
by Bitchin Kitchen May 29, 2003
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Sweet

Buzz word of 1999, rarely used in this decade.
Dude! Thats so SWEET that the millenium is next year!
by Bitchin Kitchen September 3, 2003
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Toyota

Yet another Japanese car manufacturer. Known by ricers as God for creating the Toyota Supra. Had the movie, Fast and Furious not come out, none of these ignorant ricer kids would know shit about the Supra.
Bob: Dale, did you know Toyota is going to be in NASCAR next year?

Dale: ....

Bob: Dale?
by Bitchin Kitchen May 18, 2003
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LAPD

1. Acronym for Los Angeles Police Department- The famed Police agency which participates in several hundred high speed pursuits, murders, and drug busts every year. Have respect for the LAPD, they have a tough job!
2. Acronym for Love And Peace, Dude- The name of a Bakersfield band that had some members of Korn in it.
1. I got pulled over by an LAPD motor cop last night for doing 129 in a school zone. Oh well, I shouldnt have been going 104 miles per hour over the speed limit anyway.
2. Did you see that LAPD show in 1991 at Jerry's Pizza in downtown Bakersfield? Awesome show!
by Bitchin Kitchen December 17, 2003
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Nine Inch Pumpkin Orgy

The name of the greatest compilation CD ever, coming soon!
Dude, CRS is making a new CD called NIOP!
by Bitchin Kitchen September 3, 2003
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