Definitions by Birdman

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

queef doctor by birdman May 23, 2004

zook 

The Demise of the Florida Gators

The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though

zook by birdman May 23, 2004

kestrel 

noun. A type of falcon belonging to the genus Falco that is distributed worldwide. It is a fierce bird of prey measuring nearly 9" inches long with an impressive wingspan of 21". This bird is widely believed to have the most ass-kicking power per gram of any bird known to man. It has been known to prey on creatures weighing many times more than its own body weight.

"Holy shit!! that kestrel just killed an ate that entire pack of wolves!! Man, kestrels are so badass."

kestrel by birdman May 8, 2004

Valentine's Day 

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

Valentine's Day by Birdman February 13, 2004

all over it 

used to desribe a horny person

tom grant was all over it last night, he couldn't get enough

all over it by birdman July 19, 2003

web site 

a place that contributes the following
1.porn
2.porn
3.porn
4.porn
5.porn
6.information on how to build bombs
7.porn

even tom grant jacked off to that website when he was having a slow day

web site by birdman July 19, 2003

Square 

1. A four sided polygon characterized by right angles and sides of equal length.
2. A tobacco cigarette.
3. A place where everyone gathers consisting of shops and whatnot.
4. A boring person.

Square by birdman June 12, 2003