Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

by Birdman February 14, 2004

zook

The Demise of the Florida Gators

The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though

by birdman May 24, 2004

london fog

have a girl suck you off and then turn around and fart in her face

Ill tell you one thing, that bitch wasnt expecting a London Fog in her face...that shit stank!

by birdman May 24, 2004

web site

a place that contributes the following
1.porn
2.porn
3.porn
4.porn
5.porn
6.information on how to build bombs
7.porn

even tom grant jacked off to that website when he was having a slow day

by birdman July 19, 2003

all over it

used to desribe a horny person

tom grant was all over it last night, he couldn't get enough

by birdman July 19, 2003

Moist

Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!

My pants are teh moist.

by Birdman February 11, 2005

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

by birdman May 24, 2004