spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

pikey git

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

Sluff

A somewhat derogatory nickname for the much-maligned English town Slough (pronounced Sla-ow), of which sluff is a possible mispronounciation.

"If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Sluff Town tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below" (football song)

"If you jump off at Maidenhead you can get the train to Sluff."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

streaky

Means somewhat fortuitous.

"We lost to a streaky goal in the last minute."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

PC Plod

Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.

"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 08, 2005

batters

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005