BillieJeanIsNotMyLover's definitions

Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.

It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Wonderwall

(Verb) To wonderwall is to ruin a nice social event with mediocre guitar playing.

Any party that you wonderwall will be your last party.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Forgetting the Alamo

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).

Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 31, 2019

Tricks

A trick is what whores do for money.

Not to be confused with illusion

They're not tricks, Michael! They're illusions!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018

tough old bird

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 24, 2019

squirreled

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019

Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy is a Supreme Court Justice who has spent so many years straddling a fence in a robe that his insides have been wholly impaled by a wooden post.

Sorry Doctor, but Kennedy, Anthony has come to the ER again with a fencepost up his ass.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 24, 2018