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Definitions by Bill the Cat

tagged at first 

To get dumped early in a relationship just as it's becoming physical.
I got tagged at first shortly after trying to get a goodnight kiss.
The word "commitment", another word you don't want to hear your girlfriend utter while dating. She will either say "I don't want to make a commitment" whereas you get dumped or "I want to make a commitment" whereas she wants you to dump your current wife. For the boyfriend to utter this word in such a way is a big no-no.
My girldfriend dropped the c-word last night.
c-word by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Dutch bath 

A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.
The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.
Dutch bath by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.
A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

strenuous request 

To demand something strongly but not being in a position to get it.
Give your girlfriend a diamond ring then you can demand a blow job. But if you give her cubic zirconium then you can only make a strenuous request.

Neidermeyer 

An asshole junior officer. From the character Lieutenant Niedermayer in the Animal House movie.
We fragged that Neidermeyer.
Neidermeyer by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008
A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.
The woman I was dating turned out to be a hag hag.
hag hag by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008