Bill the Cat's definitions

brass monkey

What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage.

I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.

by bill the cat October 23, 2008

D-list

A derogatory term for a person/group considered undesirable, as in Do not call, Do not invite, Do not talk to, Do not be seen with, etc.

e.g. a D-list actor always gets turned down for roles and may even be turned away from going to auditions.

by bill the cat October 13, 2008

Carouche

A vampire whose first feeding was on animal blood, who will always need animal blood to live.

A carouche is not to be confused with a Vegetarian Vampire and is considered a lower class of vampire. The character Screed from the Forever Knight tv series was such a vampire who fed on rats.

by bill the cat December 9, 2008

w-word

The four letter word w-o-r-k.

My mother dropped the w-word and said that I had to go out and get a job.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

rottenführer

In the German Nazi SS a Rottenführer was a low ranking corporal. It also translates from German to mean "foreman". In general a rottenführer is a low-ranking bully who makes peoples' lives miserable.

The rottenführer clerk at the DMV made me wait in line for hours.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

taco run

To make a mad dash to the bathroom after getting sick from eating at the Taco Bell.

I had to do a taco run after eating that shit.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

French toast

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008