Definitions by Bill the Cat

Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.

A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

Spanish padlock by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

c-word

The word "commitment", another word you don't want to hear your girlfriend utter while dating. She will either say "I don't want to make a commitment" whereas you get dumped or "I want to make a commitment" whereas she wants you to dump your current wife. For the boyfriend to utter this word in such a way is a big no-no.

My girldfriend dropped the c-word last night.

c-word by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

tagged at first 

To get dumped early in a relationship just as it's becoming physical.

I got tagged at first shortly after trying to get a goodnight kiss.

tagged at first by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Dutch bath 

A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.

The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.

Dutch bath by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

strenuous request 

To demand something strongly but not being in a position to get it.

Give your girlfriend a diamond ring then you can demand a blow job. But if you give her cubic zirconium then you can only make a strenuous request.

strenuous request by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Neidermeyer 

An asshole junior officer. From the character Lieutenant Niedermayer in the Animal House movie.

We fragged that Neidermeyer.

Neidermeyer by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

hag hag 

A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.

The woman I was dating turned out to be a hag hag.

hag hag by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008