Clockwork

When you give a blowjob to someone and they are spinning there dick around in your mouth

Jack: Did you here that Ben gave a clockwork to that dead hooker on the street?
Matt: Nice

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Slime

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When you see colored people wearing gold chains crowding around fried chicken and or grape koolaid and or a basketball.

You see those negros swarming around that black people shit?

Back in my day, we would call that a wasp nest.

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When you ask your friend if they can spend the night at your house so you can have sex with them.

Wanna have a sleepover?
HELL YES said Brendan as he has dreamed of this for years.

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When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.

Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…

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Some fucking retarted mad man who creates potions and shit to bring dead serial killers back to life.

You motherfuckin mad scientist!

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