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Definitions by Bill Brasky

Runyons rocks

When your collegeue brings food they made from home, to work, in hopes of giving some of it to you. Nearly always these food items are gross and inedible. Specially, cookies made of mystery ingredients and later found to be made in an unhygienic kitchen. No matter the dietary restrictions named, these cookies were ok. Diabetes? Nope, no sugar. Carb free diet? No, these are keto. Allergies? Nope, the cookies are ok! To boot, these cookies were harder than rocks and would break your teeth like a Steven Seagal roundhouse to the face
Oh shit here she comes with those terrible fucking Runyons rocks cookies again. She won’t take no for an answer

jerk rag 

n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis
I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.
jerk rag by Bill Brasky September 3, 2005
A person who dies their hair black and listens to punk music. They skate around small buildings and usually wreck because they can't see through their hair over their eyes.
"Man i wish i could hang out at grocery stores and smoke pot and skate like them"
Skater by Bill Brasky May 13, 2005

old man bitner 

a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters
old man bitner is a pussy
old man bitner by bill brasky April 26, 2005

mud flap 

what you would call a gay man's balls
mud flap by bill brasky April 20, 2005

whiskey dick 

Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.

More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."

"I'm too drunk to fuck."
whiskey dick by Bill Brasky March 2, 2005

cheeky baby

a bitch who makes fun of and belittles others in order to feel better about herself, a shallow bitter hag who is completely full of herself yet extremely jealous of other women who have better looks or get more attention than she does, the biggest threadshitter in all the universe
that cheeky baby bitch always tries to run off the hotties whenever they come around
cheeky baby by Bill Brasky February 22, 2005