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by Bill Beef March 7, 2024
Get the Hobble bop mug.A toilet bowl talker is someone who likes to talk on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Toilet bowl talkers are not very bright and they're also slobs who don't give a shit. By far the majority of toilet bowl talkers are male. They are not that intelligent because if they are talking, while on the toilet, to a girlfriend, it doesn't occur to them that she may overhear his farting and she may be put off by it – but then again the toilet bowl talker wouldn't give a shit. Toilet bowl talkers are the sort of people who burp and fart around others because it makes them feel manly. It's a way of broadcasting that they don't give a shit but this is also an indication that they like smelling other people's farts, because since they fart around others, then they are unknowingly inviting others to fart around them. This is another sign of their low intelligence. Another peculiar tendency about toilet talkers is that when they are in a public restroom that has several stalls they will pick the stall that is right next to an occupied one instead of spacing out their distance and shitting next to an empty stall. This is because they like to smell farts and the odor of another guy's turds. Toilet bowl talkers wear shit stained underwear because they don't do a good job of wiping their ass (most of them don't wipe at all) and they're the kind of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and they'd never consider using poo-pourri because that would be too unmanly.
When I am in my bathroom in my apartment I can hear a toilet bowl talker from the floor directly above me. Because of the bathroom's echo I can hear every word the toilet bowl talker has to say in his “private” conversation.
by Bill Beef June 25, 2025
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Get the Mac & Jack mug.A shit slob is a dirt slob who wears shit stained underwear and doesn't wipe his foul stinky dirty fucking ass.
It sucks to work or live around a dirty filthy disgusting greasy ass shit slob! They're the sort of people that make an entire city turn depressing and make you want to move out of town.
by Bill Beef July 4, 2025
Get the Shit slob mug.Essentially is a word that means essentially nothing. It is a word that dumb ass academic geeks like to use a lot to make them or their "discourse" seem "sophisticated".
If a geek wants his product or company or even himself to sound "sophisticated" he will overuse the word "essentially" to talk about his geeky product.
by Bill Beef August 9, 2025
Get the essentially mug.A dirt digger is an unsuccessful loser who spends their life looking to find “dirt” on anyone and everyone – most especially celebrities. They love to make clickbait videos and they especially love using the word “EXPOSED”! “Exposed” is their favorite word. They love to write about anything and everything that a celebrity or person did wrong – some of which is considered normal behavior in society such as having an affair. For example if a celebrity or politician has an affair they will write about how corrupt the celebrity is for having an affair – meanwhile the loser who writes such drivel probably cheated or has close friends who cheated and had an affair. A dirt digger is a slimy hypocritical piece of shit bastard who goes out of their way to dig up “dirt” (which they probably behind closed doors themselves!) against another person because it makes their boring lame lives feel special to “expose” what the “elite” or such and such celebrity or person is doing.
Dirt diggers often have cheated at least once or twice on their spouses but the moment a celebrity or politician (from any political spectrum - left or right) does it they go nuts and want to "expose" how vile of a person the celebrity is simply because they had a stupid affair.
by Bill Beef February 26, 2025
Get the Dirt digger mug.Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.
by Bill Beef July 1, 2025
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