Bill's definitions

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 6, 2005

RoyBacer

A place for whome people who drive novas meet!

by BILL October 19, 2003

crabs

Pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.

Eazy-E sez: She had more crabs than a seafood platter.

by Bill February 14, 2004

DE

dick eater aka joel viereck

"I eat them i dont suck them," says DE

by bill December 16, 2003

caunk

slang term for the male reproductive organ..

penis, cock, dick, talleywaker, mushroomtip, pedro, or johnson.

by bill November 6, 2003

whipped

When i guy goes after stale pussy again and again no good apartent reason or gives into the every dmand of a women.

He is so whipped even after she tried to get with his best friend and talked all that shit he went crawling back to her when she should have been crawling back to him and he gave up drinking! He is so whipped!

by bill September 22, 2004

Progressive Conservative

N. An oxymoron. A political party in Canada. Created in the 1830s, formed the first government of Canada under the name Liberal Conservatives (another oxymoron), changed their name to Conservatives and then merged with the Progressive Party to become the Progressive Conservatives. After the Mulrooney government they became very unpopular.

Joe Clark is a progressive Conservative.

by bill June 24, 2003