Bill's definitions

westside

1. A really, really, shitty high school. It's run by a bunch of fuck-assed cowards who lick each other's scrotums while making retarded policies designed to suck the life essence out of the students who are trapped in the shit-dirty hallways that smell of sex and gay butt sex because of all the rape going on everywhere you look because it's such a fucking shitty school. 2. A place where the administration focuses on ass ramming the students at every possible opportunity despite the fact that they get paid by the students' parents to do exactly the opposite. 3. A whore house in the disguise of a public high school.

Dude, I got laid so many times at Westside yesterday! They have the most sluts of any place I've ever seen in my life!

Guess what happened at Westside today? I got fucked up the butt by the dean!

If I ever wanted a teacher to stick his cock so far up my ass that I would scream, I would definitely go to Westside!

When you go into the Westside guidance department and ask for help, they first dump nasty oil all over you. Then they strip you naked and tie you up. They just got a gay guy, too, so he screws you everywhere with a dildo, which is really fucking sick.

by Bill January 25, 2005

Schnitzel

n.

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.

"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"

by bill November 20, 2002

fuckidy

Comes from the root of Fuck which, in a verbal battle, can not be topped.

Fuckidy. Would you believe this shit?

by Bill January 10, 2005

Bushism

A string of incoherent words, or blaringly obvious grammatical mistake made by an important administrative or governmental figure.

"Is our children getting enough education?"
"What a bushism!"

by bill November 20, 2002

ispic

An invented term used in to determine if someone does not understand the terms they are using.

Bill asked Josh if he thought British foreign policy was ispic. When Josh said no Bill knew he didn't know what he was taling about.

by Bill April 18, 2004

Target

Known as a safe-haven for soccer-moms. Target is a company that loves to open up right across from Wal-Mart and attempt to undercut Wal-Mart's low-prices by selling high-class products that don't fall apart after their first use.

I am going to Target today because I need a television.

by Bill December 19, 2004

meatahol

A drink of the Gods, consisting mainly of well-cooked chunks of animal and pure rubbing alcohol.

Hey God of Thunder, lets go get drunk on meatahol!

by bill September 26, 2003