jock

A complete muscle head who thinks having a life riddled with friends and women who's only good feature is the body will actually get them somewhere. One who goes out of his wasy to look for flaws in people. Is always trying to look cool by wearing the latest style.

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by Bill June 18, 2004

brujo

N. a worker of sorcery. male.

I am a brujo

by bill January 12, 2004

Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

by bill June 07, 2004

whank

. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.

Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!

by Bill January 17, 2004

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004

Common Law Marriage

Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.

That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.

by Bill December 06, 2004

Liquid Tension Experiment

1. Two side projects by three of 5 Dream Theater band members. The band Members are: John Petrucci (Guitar), Mike Portnoy (Drums), Jordan Rudess(Keyboard), and Tony Levin (Bass). Two

2. A total kick ass band that has the best musicians put together.

Did you get the Liquid Tension Experiment CD? It's so bad ass.

by Bill December 28, 2003