Definitions by Bill 

Alps

A mountain range in Switzerland

I went to the Alps

Alps by bill November 20, 2002

walnut 

A nut

I like to eat walnuts

walnut by bill November 20, 2002

Bushism 

A string of incoherent words, or blaringly obvious grammatical mistake made by an important administrative or governmental figure.

"Is our children getting enough education?"
"What a bushism!"

Bushism by bill November 20, 2002

loaf 

noun. a chunk of bread

"I ate that loaf you bought."
"You bastard!"

loaf by bill November 20, 2002

antelope 

n. A vicious hunter of the plains. Travels in groups. Has a hatred of red roses.

"I was trampled by antelope!"

antelope by bill November 20, 2002

Schnitzel

n.

A thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.

"Dude! You ate my fucking schnitzel!"

Schnitzel by bill November 20, 2002

squawk 

v. to yell out in pain or alarm

"Your mom squawked when she ate the cat."

squawk by bill November 20, 2002